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Paleo Bites

Welcome to Paleo Bites, the weekly podcast hosted by Matthew Donald where we make dumb jokes, reference pop culture, derail like crazy, and oh yeah, discuss and rate dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals. Each episode Matthew and a rotating set of guest co-hosts talk about a different genus of primeval critter, explain basic stats, exchange plenty of banter, barely fact-check, and at the end, rate the creature one out of 65 million for any reason, including but not limited to sexiness, mana, and dexterity. So join Matthew and his friends as we embark on this prehistoric odyssey and review the dinosaurs from Aardonyx to Zuul as well as many other extinct beasts, entertaining folks while undoubtedly making serious paleontologists weep. Musical sting by Magnus Ringblom from Epidemic Sound.

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Comedy Funny Science Natural Sciences Humor Nature
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
24 minutes
Episodes
308
Years Active
2019 - 2025
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Simbakubwa, the Great Lion

Simbakubwa, the Great Lion

(image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simbakubwa)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Laura Owsley discuss Simbakubwa, possibly the largest terrestrial mammalian predator of all time and the…

00:25:25  |   Tue 05 Mar 2024
Australopithecus, the Southern Ape

Australopithecus, the Southern Ape

(image source: https://bit.ly/3T1rkyC)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Ben O’Regan discuss Australopithecus, one of our definitive ancestors and the first to walk upright, which is kind of a bi…

00:29:59  |   Tue 27 Feb 2024
Megalosaurus, the Great Lizard

Megalosaurus, the Great Lizard

(image source: https://dinosaurpictures.org/Megalosaurus-pictures)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Megalosaurus on this very special day, as exactly 200 years ago on this …

00:27:35  |   Tue 20 Feb 2024
Basilosaurus, the King Lizard

Basilosaurus, the King Lizard

(image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basilosaurus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Allen Brooks discuss Basilosaurus, a ginormous flesh-eating whale with a bulbous body and tiny back le…

00:28:16  |   Tue 13 Feb 2024
Proa, the Prow of Val de Arino

Proa, the Prow of Val de Arino

(image source: https://metode.org/issues/monographs/the-dinosaurs-of-the-maestrat-basin.html)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Laura Owsley discuss Proa, a dinosaur who lived in Spain and is on …

00:26:13  |   Tue 06 Feb 2024
Simocyon, the Short-Snouted Dog

Simocyon, the Short-Snouted Dog

(image source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/the-other-pandas-thumb)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lexi Ryan discuss Simocyon, a creature that looks like a cougar and whos…

00:22:42  |   Tue 30 Jan 2024
Paranthropus, the One Alongside Man

Paranthropus, the One Alongside Man

(Image source: https://www.science.org/content/article/one-ancient-human-relative-use-early-stone-tools)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Ben O’Regan discuss Paranthropus, one of our ancestors’ …

00:26:07  |   Tue 23 Jan 2024
Ambulocetus, the Walking Whale

Ambulocetus, the Walking Whale

(image source: https://dinopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Ambulocetus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Allen Brooks discuss Ambulocetus, a walking whale that might not have actually walked all that much…

00:26:40  |   Tue 16 Jan 2024
Coahuilaceratops, the Horned Face of Coahuila

Coahuilaceratops, the Horned Face of Coahuila

(image source: https://dinosaurpictures.org/Coahuilaceratops-pictures)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Coahuliaceratops, one of the few dinosaurs we have evidence of from …

00:27:38  |   Tue 09 Jan 2024
Coelurosauravus, the Hollow Lizard Grandfather

Coelurosauravus, the Hollow Lizard Grandfather

(image source: https://sciifii.fandom.com/wiki/Coelurosauravus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Natasha Krech discuss Coelurosauravus, the reptiles’ first of many, many attempts to get the hell…

00:17:51  |   Tue 02 Jan 2024
Prognathodon, the Forejaw Tooth

Prognathodon, the Forejaw Tooth

(image source: https://bethzaiken.com/royal-saskatchewan-museum-prognathodon)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Lexi Ryan discuss Prognathodon, a very unmerry creature that only has its episode r…

00:29:32  |   Tue 26 Dec 2023
Pakicetus, the Pakistani Whale

Pakicetus, the Pakistani Whale

(image source: https://eartharchives.org/articles/the-evolution-of-whales/)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Allen Brooks discuss Pakicetus, the very first cetacean and thus very first whale, so…

00:27:13  |   Tue 19 Dec 2023
Eurapteryx, the Broad-Billed Moa

Eurapteryx, the Broad-Billed Moa

(image source: https://a-dinosaur-a-day.com/post/185693540635/euryapteryx-curtus)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Don Hall discuss Euryapteryx, another one of those giant birds the Maori people…

00:18:00  |   Tue 12 Dec 2023
Megamonodontium, the Giant Trapdoor Spider

Megamonodontium, the Giant Trapdoor Spider

(image source: https://novataxa.blogspot.com/2023/09/megamonodontium.html)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Natasha Krech discuss Megamonodontium, the most nope nope to have ever noped. A giant …

00:22:33  |   Tue 05 Dec 2023
Tropeognathus, the Keel-Jawed One

Tropeognathus, the Keel-Jawed One

(image source: https://dinosaurpictures.org/Tropeognathus-pictures)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Ben O’Regan discuss Tropeognathus, a genus split off from Ornithocheirus, well-known from tha…

00:22:01  |   Tue 28 Nov 2023
Anzu, the Mesopotamian Bird Demon

Anzu, the Mesopotamian Bird Demon

(image source: https://www.deviantart.com/tuomaskoivurinne/art/Saurian-Anzu-778336693)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Don Hall discuss Anzu, a dinosaur that looks so damn much like a bird it’s…

00:16:38  |   Tue 21 Nov 2023
Han solo, the Lone Chinese Trilobite

Han solo, the Lone Chinese Trilobite

(image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnostida)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Stephen Curro discuss Han solo, an actually real genus and species of animal because paleontologists, bel…

00:13:35  |   Tue 14 Nov 2023
Platyceramus, the Broad Shell

Platyceramus, the Broad Shell

(image source: https://dontmesswithdinosaurs.com/?p=2122)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Natasha Krech discuss Platyceramus, the biggest clam in the entire paleontological record, which sounds…

00:20:24  |   Tue 07 Nov 2023
Zuul, the Destroyer of Shins

Zuul, the Destroyer of Shins

 (image source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuul)


Happy Halloween! Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host Frankyansteilert (the sewn-together bodies of previous co-hosts reanimated after their unfor…

00:15:51  |   Tue 31 Oct 2023
Ectopistes, the Passenger Pigeon

Ectopistes, the Passenger Pigeon

(image source: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/things-of-beauty-i-like-to-see--543528248785595561/)


Host Matthew Donald and guest co-host and Matt’s dad Don Hall discuss Ectopistes, another great examp…

00:22:57  |   Tue 24 Oct 2023
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