Off The Hook With Gage

On today's Show That Shows, we show you what those silly things on the side of your head are for! * In addition to EXCITING NEW SOUNDS, oldies lovers will THRILL to a bumper crop of Birthday Celebrat…

Enjoy SILKY SOUNDS in an environment of utter confusion! * How does Kenady turn what should be a walk in the park into a HIGHWIRE ACT? * And why does he speak of himself in the THIRD PERSON? * Becaus…

OFF THE HOOK: your weekly new music GO-TO. * But, where does your go-to COME FROM? * In a laboratory, surrounded by fuming beakers of pure sound, cackling to himself as he pursues his WARPED musical …

He goes his own way with little to say. * On his radio show, OFF THE HOOK, he lets the music do the talking! * He's GAGE KENADY, his maverick status is legendary, and he WANTS YOU to join the ranks o…

If you can't find what you're looking for on OFF THE HOOK, you've come to the right place! * For OFF THE HOOK caters to the INSATIABLE Music Maniac who likes to stay ONE STEP AHEAD of the Cowed Crowd…

IT'S FRIDAY! * And Friday is my day to be your Audio Chauffeur! * Let me take the wheel for a swervy journey to SOUND TOWN! * (aka OFF THE HOOK) * Loosen that seatbelt, put your feet on the dash and …

Come and get it! * Lap up a mess of HOT JAMS sure to sate your audio hunger and quench your musical thirst with heaping helpings of exotic comfort sounds! * These victuals be ear-bound and Radio Dinn…

If you listen to us, OFF THE HOOK promises to do things to you that have never been done before! * A promise, not a threat, every week on OFF THE HOOK! * OFF THE HOOK can't control the level or direc…

My listener, The MUSIC SNOB: The music he MUST HEAR on OFF THE HOOK is NOW and shouldn't have to wait 10, 20 years for others to learn about and appreciate. * Is it too much to ask of just one measly…

The attention-grabbing antics of OFF THE HOOK are pretty much limited to these posts. * For the OFF THE HOOK show itself is a refined and generally sober experience that is above hyperbolic (often fa…

Move your hand to the right, shut the alarm * Hop five steps, turn the radio on * Throw your butt in the chair, take a puff: You're doin' the OFF THE HOOK! * (come on, it's easy!) * Get a-tappin' you…

As Summer is upon us and the days now wane, the Sun within OFF THE HOOK burns ever brighter as we begin our leisurely plummet into Fall * But, tho' distractions be pleasurable and many, OFF THE HOOK …

Ever feel like an ABDUCTEE? * Every Friday at 1:00 pm a switch flips in your head and you hypnotically make your way to the radio to have EXPERIMENTS performed on you by OFF THE HOOK! * How this thin…

AT LAST! * A radio program that keeps you FIT by refusing to cater to your lazy-ass tendency to listen to the familiar shop-worn sounds heard everywhere else! * OFF THE HOOK promotes HEALTHY LISTENIN…

Sleep lost, relationships destroyed, bank account drained. * If that's the cost to produce INCREDIBLY STIMULATING RADIO, what do you care? * As long as it arrives on time, every week, on a silver pla…

You gotta love KXSF, the radio station * I mean, it's got all kindsa shows * from classy Classical, funky Jazz and punky Punk, to happy hoedowns and World Beat that can't be beat! * The friendly fami…

When is a Neil not an eel? * When it's a-kneel! * Well, then and all other times, too, when you think about it. * Necessarily true. * But OFF THE HOOK holds no truck with homespun prairie philosophie…

The REAL THING! * or is it? * OFF THE HOOK has been known for its QUIRKY PERSONA, but is it now a FAKE SO DEEP that every miscue, every verbal gaffe and every PERPLEXING bit of programming has been r…

Hey there, Empty Ears!  Silence is for losers! * Let OFF THE HOOK funnel sweet creamy noise into your head tunnels! * Sure to excite, calm or baffle -I don't know you! * Tickets gived away at unspeci…

SIGH! PURR! * Not words that generally elicit all-caps exclamation points * But how else to express the fact that the OFF THE HOOK radio program needn't hit you over the head with overly aggressive s…