Off The Hook With Gage

OFF THE HOOK * Still standing * Same life-affirming programming * Welling over with sorrow, OUTRAGE and disgust, but not yet sinking to despair * We're ON THE OTHER SIDE now and must stay sharp and h…

Will Jolly Japes and Mirthful Music get us through Today's post-Halloween / pre-Election Day episode of OFF THE HOOK? *  It has to! * The specter of impending havoc and CHAOS has your host so spooked…

Let's protect your right to FREE PROGRAMMING! * Programming you didn't necessarily ask for, but programming that, by gosh, is your INALIENABLE right! * While other programs conspire to keep you in th…

There is LESS THAN 3 WEEKS LEFT before the Next OFF THE HOOK! * It is, after all, a weekly program. * But, OFF THE HOOK will be on the scene Today monitoring the latest results, and CURRENT POLLING s…

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC? * Well, you won't believe your ears on Today's OFF THE HOOK! * It doesn't just pull a Musical Rabbit out of its hat, it pulls it out of a beret! * The deftness of its WIZARDR…

DUST OFF YOUR SPURS and put 'em back on their hangin' pegs for the HARDLY BARELY BLUEGRASS edition of OFF THE HOOK, where Banjos are scant and the Prairies are populated by cities! * The Birthday Seg…

Autumnally tumbling your way, you'll Fall for the first OFF THE HOOK of the Season and will want to never Leave! -and other Bad Dad Jokes he's already used! * Raking over his moldering past and seein…

The DJs at KXSF share a common ideology -FORWARD, NOT BACK! * There are some stations that deny you access to a CHOICE of programming options, instead controlling your emotions by bathing you in a wa…

Woe betide the fool who roams the streets today! * The city is lousy with BLACK CATS AND LADDERS! * Best you hew to the Friday tried-and-true of OFF THE HOOK at 1:00 in the safety of your crib or cub…

Low Risk Radio for Non-Conformists! * Always wanted to be one, but were afraid you'd be "wrong" somehow? * Just remember, the other guy's the jerk! * But, it couldn't hurt to add some weight to your …

Like Donner's, the music on OFF THE HOOK can sometimes seem curated for a Party of One! * But, don't Pass it up! * Because even though its idiosyncratic programming reflects the UNIQUE TASTE of its h…

OFF THE HOOK means FREEDOM! * Freedom to do its own thing. * Freedom to range FREE AND WILD, should it want to. * Freedom to not take requests (I didn't say it's a democracy). * Freedom to give Free …

Get ready for today's BIRTHDAY BONANZA on OFF THE HOOK! * A Tremendous Twenty will be celebrated, so, yes, that means -as much as it chagrins me to type this- We ARE Going Back! * Songs from the DAWN…

OFF THE HOOK is your SPECIAL FRIEND who sits beside you in your workplace keeping you from killing yourself! * It is your road buddy as you tool around the mean streets of San Francisco, putting a GL…

OFF THE HOOK tells it like it is! * OFF THE HOOK STANDS UP TO the divisive, lie-slinging RIVAL RADIO programs whose agenda is to control your choices and foist upon you inferior, self-serving musical…

"WEIRD": the word Democrats are now using to disparage their opponents. * But, that's the kind of Weird that really means Evil and Insane, not the benign, CULTURALLY CURIOUS, making-the-world-better-…

OFF THE HOOK asks not for ALLEGIANCE to its cause * because it isn't a Cause. * It's a causeway atop a FREE-FLOWING resource: the fresh-water stream from which you may SLAKE YOUR THIRST for the lates…

Bombs bursting in your head after yesterday's SHAMEFUL INDULGENCES? * You need a Balm nursing you instead: the balm that is the OFF THE HOOK Post-Freedom(*) Afterparty! * While you may want to relish…