No Sharp Objects
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness.
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
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- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 43 minutes
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
All in on The Olympics
Episode round-up:
Guy and Matt strategise over the events they'd have a chance in hell competing in
It's clear that Guy needs a lifesaver when he's in the bath
They'd probably be better at the winter Ol…
Open about being Open
Episode round-up:
Never forget about Beany Bops
Everyone has got Mcilroy on our mind
Who's winning The Open
Money Maxton makes money, buys bass and the most expensive putters
And other absurdities
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We've been away - Part 2
Episode round-up:
Guy doing what he does best in London
Guy and Isobel suited up for the wedding in Cornwall
Dodgy drives across the UK
Ibiza beaches and beers
Guy got his European boob count up and Estre…
We've been away - Part 1
Episode round-up:
An ode to the perfect girl, Beany Bops
Isobel and Guy head to Europe
Singapore streets
Sunny London
And other absurdities
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No cure for the travel bug
Episode round-up:
Matt gets another tattoo
A few of Isobel and Guy's favourite DJ's
Being cultured in Amsterdam
Beach clubs are Isobel and Guy's weakness
And other absurdities
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Shin sweats are a thing, believe it or not
Episode round-up:
40th party bus upcoming
How does Guy really feel about live bands
Running geezer is back
Fridge door seals
And other absurdities
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The most eco friendly mafia in Europe?
Episode round-up:
State of Origin explained
Who knocked off the crypto queen?
Tim Naki is backi
We have a new number one fan!
And other absurdities
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We like to party!
Episode round-up:
Milestone episode number 10!
Our good mate, Pat Turner calls and sings to us
The love we have for the music and live events we have gone to
Out and about festivities coming up
And other …
Icks and lottery ticks
*Sorry for the delay (two days delayed), we had issues with uploading this episode.
Episode round-up:
Guy says Man United is still the best team of all time
What would you do if you won the lotto?
Matty …
Who knew you could drink a facelift?
Episode round-up:
A word for our loyal sponsors
Guy's highlight of his South Africa visit
Bali belly antics
False hope in the NY and Dublin portal
And other absurdities
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Two lads docking in Humble Bay
Episode round-up:
Surprises washing up while paddle boarding
The World Privacy Tour
Guy looking forward to seeing his boys back home with their beautiful babies
Why does Guy fart in the jacuzzi
And other …
Guy has something to say
Episode round-up:
Challenge update
Tim Naki copycats
Guy's afterlife looks good
Classically trained Marc Rebillet
Thai conscription breakdown
And other absurdities
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Simba surprise!
Episode round-up:
Misty, moody, madness
Terrorism in Sydney
Tim Naki keeps going
Simba surprise
And other absurdities
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Best dressed at a horse race
Episode round-up:
Matt and Guy's jacuzzi arrives - the Miami 5000
Matty does work training
Guy got his Australian passport
Husky got adopted by some bears
Magpie got reunited with Staffy
Someone brought an…
Beany Bops gets uninvited from the wedding
Episode round-up:
Matt's romantic Easter weekend away
Steve Irwin's stingray connection to the me too movement
Good news for Gussy the staffy
Guy's wedding and honeymoon plans in full swing
We start discu…
It's a dog's world and we just live in it
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Barmaids with moustaches
Episode round-up:
Meet the lads
What happened with Guy in the dog box
What we got up to on golf tour
Why you should avoid miracles at all cost
And other absurdities
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