No Sharp Objects
We are two mates, Matt and Guy, who will take you on a joyride through life's absurdities with "No Sharp Objects" from the comfort of our jacuzzi.
Prepare for side-splitting stories, hot takes on popular culture, current events, our lives and outrageous banter that walks the line between genius and madness.
It's the hilarious, no-holds-barred podcast you didn't know you needed!
New episodes every Thursday.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 43 minutes
- Episodes
- 57
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Roast lamb makes you forgetful
Episode round-up:
We’re back!
Wedding number 2 was a hit and very special with family meeting from all over
New Years celebrations
The lamb makes you forgetful
Celebrated our good friends, Kate and Fern, …
That's a wrap on 2024 - Christmas edition
Episode round-up:
Talking all things Christmas!
Christmas traditions
Matt and Janine sitting in the tree
Memorable Christmas gifts
What does the Christmas spirit mean to you?
Which famous person would you …
Isobel is off the market
Episode round-up:
After this episode Guy and Isobel will be officially off the market… while Isobel will tell you she’s still on the market
Guys plans with family while they’re here in December
Guy wear…
Bachelors, Bokke and breaking hearts
Episode round-up:
A young man in Belfast Ireland managed to get the fastest Park Run record
Springboks win with one man down
We went to watch Coldplay and it was unreal!
Guy breaks down how his bachelor…
We'll teach you how to be happy
Episode round-up:
Teachings of Epicurus - the philosophy of happiness
Ballon d’Or ceremony 2024
Earn it and not get it rather than get it and not earn it
How good is hobby horsing?
Prestigious Stellenbosc…
Wild dogs don't bath
Episode round-up:
Baseball World Series was a sight!
True Detective… if you haven’t seen it, watch it!
Torture chambers are a real thing - one found in Rotterdam Port!
Furries/Fursonas? Let me tell you a…
Royal gut feelings
Episode round-up:
What would Jesus do?
Are gut feelings real? Guy thinks they aren’t.
Is the Royal Family that offensive to you?
The Office Australia… it’s pretty bad!
And other absurdities
Hosted on Acas…
Isobel spills the beans
Episode round-up:
The Queen, Isobel, joins the pod for the first time
Are orcas a part of the whale or dolphin family?
What is Isobel’s weirdest trait? It’s weird!
Thunza keeps wanting to enter the jacuz…
Drinking wine for homelessness
Episode round-up:
Creating new businesses with mates
Wrap arounds
Nedd Brockmann runs again for homelessness
Can wine for homelessness be a new challenge?
Mulln with the polar bear toes
SpaceX rocket retu…
Dogs are good for our health
Episode round-up:
Who’s the smiliest girl in Sydney?
We have a special guest on the episode… gorgeous Mulln!
Let Isobel look after your dogs because it’s treatment you can’t get anywhere else!
Is it pos…
F1 petrol heads, unite!
Episode round-up:
What does English sound like to someone who can’t understand English?
Long weekends call for a very long lunch
Come join us in Melbourne as a fellow F1 petrol head
Baby on board sticke…
Youtube, a rabbit hole worth going down
Episode round-up:
NRL Grand Final
Youtube rabbit holes
Matt asks Guy some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!
Does Matt find pregnant women sexy or not?
New i…
Incredible answers to fans questions from around the world
Episode round-up:
Melbourne and Sydney rivalry
Sydney Swans are in the Grand Final AFL match
Guy has got some questions from fans and listeners around the world... thanks for sending them in!
Find out wh…
Guy solves world peace
Episode round-up:
Bringing world peace to the Gaza strip
Matt gives you the low down of his trip
You can't beat an African safari
Heathrow is too big. 12.3 square km's big
Matt gives us a brief history le…
A golf beer that needed a review and Matt goes on tour
Episode round-up:
Guy reminisces on the coldest, most delicious beer
Matt’s first time in London Town
Where are Matt and Guy travelling to next?
Isobel’s weekly question… Swiss ammunition and Kursk regi…
South African sports duzi
Episode round-up:
Mystery of Bayesian yacht sinking
The Block Australia is back!
South Africa had a mad sports weekend - Bokke, Proteas and Dricus Du Plessis all win!
Isobel's weekly question... Bokke st…
Matt got arrested
Episode round-up:
Guy sings birdsong
Matt has exciting holiday plans coming up
Drunken arrests
Isobel's weekly questions... What does Sun City have to do with Apartheid?
And other absurdities
Hosted on Ac…
Bombshells were dropped
Episode round-up:
Olympics 2024 wrap-up. Best of all time?
The greats and not so greats of the Olympics 2024
Boeing continue to have a tough time - this time with their Starliner
Jesus is in space
What's …
Olympic finals - 10 from the Russian judge
Episode round-up:
Snoop Dogg selling out
Netflix making athletes more likeable
What would Guy and Matt do for $500k a day
Per-capita medals tally ho
And other absurdities
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr…
Olympic debates heat 1
Episode round-up:
Guy finds his new love... his french door fridge
Snoop Dogg and Celine Dion killed it at the Olympic opening ceremony
Favourite Olympic sports revealed
Guy gets riled up over the Olympi…