No Hugging, No Learning

"Larry gets frustrated by a nine-year-old's emails, Leon poses as a dead man and Jerry befriends Funkhouser." -Original Air Date: 11/15/2009-

This week we're talking about The Table Read, learning ab…

"Jeff's indiscretion forces Larry to embrace his feminine side, and one of Jeff's clients competes with Cheryl for a 'Seinfeld' role" -Original Air Date: 11/8/2009-

This week we're talking about Offi…

"Larry twice encounters bad luck on the same golf hole." -Original Air Date: 10/25/2009-

This week we're talking about The Black Swan, dues at private country clubs, leaving a paper trail and our new…

"Larry and Jerry Seinfeld consider incorporating Larry's latest real-life experience into the reunion show." -Original Air Date: 10/25/2009-

This week we're talking about The Bare Midriff, an inconsi…

"Larry learns to embrace the upside of disability without actually being disabled, and looks to disprove a rumor." -Original Air Date: 10/18/2009-

This week we're talking about Denise Handicap, the d…

"Larry rats out Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but later gets his payback at a restaurant rendezvous" -Original Air Date: 10/11/2009-

This week we're talking about The Hot Towe…

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"Larry resists Jeff's suggestion to do a Seinfeld reunion special - until he figures out a compelling personal reason to do so." -Original Air Date: 10/4/2009-

This week we're talking about The Reuni…

"Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor, and dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship." -Original Air Date: 9/27/2009-

This week we're talking about Vehicular…

"In the Season Seven premiere, Larry attempts a preemptive break up with an ailing Loretta and learns a lesson." -Original Air Date: 9/20/2009-

This week we're talking about Funkhouser's Crazy Sister…

"In the Season Six finale, a Bat Mitzvah provides Larry a chance to clear up his recent domestic travails." -Original Air Date: 11/11/2007-

This week we're talking about The Bat Mitzvah, our favorite…

"Larry tries to curry favor with Cheryl by influencing her therapists." -Original Air Date: 11/4/2007-

This week we're talking about The Therapists, a new side of Larry (?), how to mug someone and ou…

"Larry tries to do Auntie Rae a favor, but ends up offending her. Jeff's hospital stay opens a door for Larry." -Original Air Date: 10/28/2007-

This week we're talking about The N Word, the vibes bei…

"A malfunctioning TV device puts Larry's marriage with Cheryl into a crisis mode." -Original Air Date: 10/21/2007-

This week we're talking about The TiVo Guy, going over the fence vs. through the gat…

"Larry tests the limits of sick sex; Loretta and Leon's job prospects are burned by a slow toaster." -Original Air Date: 10/14/2007-

This week we're talking about The Rat Dog, Star Wars fans being th…

"A book about freaks, coupled with a chauffeur's incapacity, sets Larry up for a string of ejections." -Original Air Date: 10/7/2007-

This week we're talking about The Freak Book, our plans for death…

"Larry regrets getting Richard Lewis's girlfriend Cha Cha a job near the office bathroom." -Original Air Date: 9/30/2007-

This week we're talking about The Lefty Call, toilet paper for dudes, being a…

"Larry argues with Susie and Richard Lewis over condolences and is accused of pinching flowers by Marty Funkhouser." -Original Air Date: 9/23/2007-

This week we're talking about The Ida Funkhouser Ro…

"The Davids and the Blacks move into a new house and take in a guest; Larry alters a dry-cleaning rule." -Original Air Date: 9/16/2007-

This week we're talking about The Anonymous Donor, not taking c…

"In the Season Six premier, Cheryl talks Larry into adopting the Blacks, a family displaced by a hurricane." -Original Air Date: 9/9/2007-

This week we're talking about Meet The Blacks, What South Pa…