No Hugging, No Learning

"The library contacts Jerry about an overdue book dating back to 1971. According to Kramer, with a fine of 5 cents a day for 20 years, the cost could come to $50,000. In a flashback to when Jerry and…

"Jerry gets stuck sitting for an unruly dog." -Original Air Date: 10/9/1991-

Tim and Ted are recapping The Dog (or as Jerry Seinfeld pronounces it, the dawwwg?!), and they touch on things like servic…

"Jerry accepts a gift his parents wanted him to refuse." -Original Air Date: 10/2/1991-

This week, in addition to Tim and Ted recapping The Pen, they discuss Tim's pre-determined date of death, how o…

"A woman wants to know why George doesn't want to see her." -Original Air Date: 9/25/1991-

This week, Tim and Ted are recapping The Truth, as well as talking about getting audited, accidentally seein…

"Jerry tries to help a dentist friend accused of insurance fraud." -Original Air Date: 9/18/1991-

We've reached season 3 babyyy! Tim and Ted talk about the changes that Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld…

"A Busboy loses his job and his cat because of George. " -Original Air Date: 6/26/1991-

We've reached the Season 2 Finale in The Busboy, and this week Tim and Ted touch on Jerry's almost non-existent…

"Jerry, Elaine and George need reservations at a Chinese restaurant." -Original Air Date: 5/23/1991-

Ted was wondering if we'd get a bottle episode, and he got it this week with The Chinese Restauran…

"Kramer persuades Jerry to get illegal cable service." -Original Air Date: 5/16/1991-

This week, Tim tries to explain to Ted why everyone was fascinated with the Kennedys, we get a really dramatic de…

"Jerry and Elaine mull intimacy but without commitment." -Original Air Date: 5/2/1991-

This Deal has a super-cringe inducing line right in the beginning, so we're starting off strong this week! Tim a…

"George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer." -Original Air Date: 4/25/1991-

This week, Ted and Tim are talking…

"George seeks revenge on his ex-boss for not rehiring him." -Original Air Date: 4/18/1991-

We've reached the episode in which Tim was saying that Ted's view of a certain character would drastically c…

"Jerry thinks a friend stole his statue, but doesn't know how to get it back." -Original Air Date: 4/11/1991-

This week, Tim and Ted realize that no character in Seinfeld so far has a "cool" taste in…

"Jerry regrets encouraging Elaine to move into his building." -Original Air Date: 4/4/1991-

This week, Tim and Ted are trying to determine the relationship between Harold and Manny (two characters th…

"George regrets a nasty message he put on a date's answering machine." -Original Air Date: 2/13/1991-

Tim and Ted start this week with a new segment (that still needs a better name), get into how the…

"Jerry loves an expensive suede jacket until he buys it." -Original Air Date: 2/6/1991-

Right out of the gate, Tim and Ted are having trouble remembering what the intro is, so you know this episode i…

"Jerry thinks his off-the-cuff remark killed a woman." -Original Air Date: 1/30/1991-

We've reached the first truly great episode (according to Tim, anyway), so listen as the boys discuss what will p…

"George puzzles over how to dump a domineering girlfriend." -Original Air Date: 1/23/1991-

Hey family, we're back with season two talking about the premiere episode "The Ex-Girlfriend", how Ted sits …

"George gives Jerry a bad stock-tip." -Original Air Date: 6/21/1990-

This week, it's already the Season One finale! Tim and Ted are talking about pointless small-talk in relationships, how not to hav…

"Jerry finds ending a friendship harder than ending a romance." -Original Air Date: 6/14/1990-

This week, Tim and Ted are talking about people who can't take hints, dadcore fashion, Joel Horneck's pe…

"Jerry's decision to move sets off a chain of events." -Original Air Date: June 7th, 1990-

Tim and Ted talk about the incessant laughter during these stand-up segments, Jerry's crappy apartment and j…