No Hugging, No Learning

"Jerry and Elaine are suspicious of a friend's gifts." -Original Air Date: 1/19/1995-

This week we're talking about The Label Maker, Tim never playing Risk, the first instance of George's fondness of…

"Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate." -Original Air Date: 1/5/1995-

This week we're talking about The Switch, Ted's short shorts, experiences with bathroom attendants and what part of th…

"Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race." -Original Air Date: 12/15/1994-

This week we're talking about The Race, when is the right time to stop playing Chr…

"George hires an unattractive secretary." -Original Air Date: 12/8/1994-

This week we're talking about The Secretary, moisturizer being the LEAST manly thing ever, the return of Bania and how this pr…

"George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight." -Original Air Date: 11/17/1994-

This week we're talking about The Mom and Pop Store, WFBB, Jerry making fashion worse than…

"Jerry regrets accepting a designer suit from an obnoxious comedian." -Original Air Date: 11/10/1994-

This week we're talking about The Soup, being introduced to Kenny Bania, something that Ted has d…

"Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash; guest Maurice Godin." -Original Air Date: 11/3/1994-

This week we're talking about The G…

"Elaine dates the guy who delivered Jerry's new couch." -Original Air Date: 10/27/1994-

This week we're talking about The Couch, watching movies in place of reading books, everyone's stance on aborti…

"George's crossed phone lines acquaint the gang with a woman who isn't what she seems." -Original Air Date: 10/13/1994-

This week we're talking about The Chinese Woman, Jerry being "a little racist",…

"Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive." -Original Air Date: 10/6/1994-

This week we're talking about The Pledge Drive, very good ADR (for a change), how we flip people off and …

"Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks cause him trouble." -Original Air Date: 9/29/1994-

This week we're talking about The Big Sa…

"Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a beauty contestant; guest Ian Abercrombie " -Original Air Date: 9/22/1994-

This week we're talking about The Chaperone, George having a weird amount of influence…

"George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; guests Dedee Pfeiffer, Regis Philbin, Kathie Lee Gifford, French Stewart." -Original Air Date: 5/19/1994-

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"Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked during a weekend at the beach." -Original Air Date: 5/12/1994-

This week we're talking about The Hamptons, George "inventing" another staple of modern hip-hop cu…

"George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club…

"Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George sells his dad's clothes; Jerry and his girlfriend have a hard time finding privacy." -Original Air Date: 4/28/1994-

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"Jerry lets his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected item…

"When Kramer is hired as a stand-in actor on a soap opera, he befriends a "little person". But his advice on how to look taller doesn't sit well with the midget's other friends. Elsewhere, George is …

"Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showi…

"George poses as a marine biologist; guest Carol Kane." -Original Air Date: 2/10/1994-

This week we're talking about The Marine Biologist, how much we think book deals are worth, the correct pronunci…