Night Classy

Hayley teaches about the Mandela Effect, and transports us to high school and a NASCAR race in an attempt to explain neuroscience and quantum physics. When it comes to explaining the Mandela Effect a…

What do a giant painting of a peacock and locks of human baby hair have in common? They were both purchased by us second-hand, and now reside in our home. Hayley starts out this week by giving a brie…

This week the girls celebrate Night Classy’s 21st Birthday by drinking too much champagne and presenting alcohol-themed lessons! First, Kat tells the story of Michael Malloy: the man who wouldn’t die…

Kat explains how through lucid dreaming you can fly, smooch a model, become a baby gorilla, or even come to terms with the concept of death. Then, Hayley transitions the conversation from deep sleep …

Kat explores the eerie UFO videos released by the Pentagon earlier this year, with a quick side rant about how SCHOOLS SHOULD NOT BE F*CKING OPENING RIGHT NOW because #science. Next, Hayley calls on …

Hayley drinks some dinkleberry wine and teaches on the subjectivity of time and how time as a concept changes across cultures. Next, Kat covers the Seattle underground, its construction, its ghosts, …

Hayley tackles a true crime classic: the disappearance of Madeleine McCann, while mispronouncing the name of every town in Europe. Next, Kat gives a lesson on the Brothers Grimm and reminds us to nev…

Welcome to Night Classy’s sweet Episode 16! The Night Classy crew ‘“celebrates” in a big way by delivering some of their darkest lessons yet. First, Kat explains the growing hate group: The Proud Boy…

Hayley answers the pressing question: why do people have such a desire to keep the human race alive? And offers some alternatives to having biological children like adopting a creek or hiring a fake …

Kat teaches the evolution and domestication of house cats, and somehow this involves looking at a painting of a cat with a penis in its mouth. Then, Hayley terrifies us all with instances of accident…

In honor of George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and countless other BIPOC who have been wrongly brutalized or murdered by police we are participating in #podcastblackout to bring attention to the Black Liv…

Kat continues the wild (and unbelievable) ride that is BlueAdept’s exploration of Mariana’s web. Then, Hayley explains the TikTok sensation: Randonauting and describes her experience with it finding …

Hayley gives background information on the artificial intelligence app Replica, and describes her experience replacing Kat as her best friend with her Replica AI bot Rachael. Then, Kat suffers throug…

In this bonus episode, Clint describes the mysterious murder of Florida doctor Steven Schwartz, and his personal connection to the main suspect. To access more bonus content, download the Patreon app…

Hayley reaffirms what we all already know: that Facebook is taking over the world. Then, gives an overview of the emerging Facebook Oversight Board. Next, Kat reports what she saw after watching hour…

Saddle up and cover your children’s ears as Kat regretfully recounts her hometown’s claim to fame, the “Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” of Kenneth Pinyan AKA Mr. Hands. Next, Hayley restores our faith in hu…

Kat introduces Ragga the Elf Whisperer of Iceland’s Elf Garden, and sheds light on the complex lives of the forest spirits who live there. Next, Hayley comes with the receipts as she dives into the p…

Can people really be allergic to WiFi? Are COVID-19 symptoms really 5G internet poisoning? Should you make a tinfoil hat?! If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kat will tell you why you’re …

Kat answers the age-old question: can you and your roommate’s periods sync up? Then, Hayley puts her forensic investigator hat on (over her banded hair) and tells the harrowing tale of the abduction …

Hayley exposes Mattress Firm’s dirty little secret: that their outrageously high number stores are actually a front for an international money laundering ring. Next, Kat spills the tea on a flying ka…