Night Classy

Kat describes the incredible lives of Krista and Tatiana Hogan, a set of craniopagus twins with the ability to read each other’s thoughts and move each other’s limbs. Meanwhile, Kat displays her inab…

Welcome to our sort-of-Christmas-themed episode! Christmas Eve is mentioned and so is snow! Hayley tells the story of Agatha Christie and how she was 100% that bitch who Gone Girl-ed herself. Then, K…

Hayley presents the broad history of thongs, starting with Otzi The Iceman’s loincloth and ending with Monica Lewinsky’s whale tale. Gone are the dark days of panty lines- no offense to panty lines. …

Hayley teaches a lesson that combines our two favorite talking points: ghosts and The Bachelorette! Last week, Queen Tayshia and a man who shall not be named went on a ghost hunting date at the La Qu…

Kat is a hoe hoe hoe for the holidays and teaches the legends behind all of your favorite Christmas creatures. You SHOULD fear. Belsnickel is here. Next, Hayley tells the story of singer Claudine Lon…

Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, gra…

Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by …

Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always …

Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Nex…

Hayley teaches about the “Day Disco Died;” the Chicago White Sox’ promotional Disco Demolition Night. Cris cross! Everybody burn your records! Next, Kat makes dreams come true for every preteen girl …

Kat heats things up like a hot pocket this week and covers the mysterious phenomenon that terrorized American diplomats in Cuba. Possible explanations include loud bugs, sonic weapons, Daddy Putin, a…

This week we talk Star Wars- ever heard of it? Hayley takes us to a galaxy far far away in 2001, and covers the religion of Jediism. Next, Kat receives a package from daddy.. It’s a bottle of vodka! …

Kat is a witch bitch for sure and teaches a lesson on the Magic Resistance- the coalition of witches dedicated to taking down Donald Trump with a curse! Though one could argue Trump has already been …

Happy October! This week, Kat and Hayley embraced the spirit of Halloween… in a Spirit Halloween and bought matching dirndls to celebrate an Oktoberfest-themed episode. Kat was a list bitch this epis…

Kat presents the curse of King Tut’s tomb and his controversh daddy! There definitely was a curse unless you’re a wet blanket who hates fun. Next, Hayley starts the party back in Egypt once again and…

In this episode, Hayley exposes Satan for what he really is- a plagiarizer! Then, dives deep into the McMartin Preschool trials and all the satanic-panic-serial-killer realness that precluded it. Did…

Is mercury in retrograde or did the school year just start??! This week, Hayley talks astrology, which may or may not be real science- according to Neil Degrassi. Wasn’t Drake on that show? Next, Kat…

Bring your crystals bitches, we’re goin’ witchin’! Kat and Hayley went back to work this week and they are STRESSED. So, Kat shares some tips on how to relieve stress- but not those basic bitch stres…

Kat tells the story of the NXIVM sex-cult and Mole from Atlantas’ doppelganger: Keith Raniere. Either one man’s mole is another man’s Brad Pitt, or Rainiere was a seriously manipulative sociopath (hi…

Marcus competed on the 17th season of Survivor in Gabon, Africa, and made it to the final three on the new FOX show Labor of Love. So, we were excited to nerd-out over our shared love of reality tv a…