News You Do Not Need
"News You Do Not Need is your go-to podcast for hilariously absurd and completely unnecessary headlines! Join us as we dive into the bizarre, quirky, and downright ridiculous stories that make you laugh, scratch your head, and wonder why you’re even listening. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor, satire, and escaping the serious side of the news cycle, this show delivers pure entertainment. Subscribe now for weekly episodes filled with oddball trivia, strange facts, and news you never knew you didn’t need!"
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 3 minutes
- Episodes
- 66
- Years Active
- 2025
Birds' Nests: The Hottest Salon in Town! Dental Floss & Hair, Oh My!
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Have you ever woken up and thought, “Today’s the day I find out something that will change… absolutely nothing about my life?” Because that’s my morning ritu…
Have you ever woken up and thought, “Today’s the day I find out something that will change… absolutely nothing about my life?” Because that’s my morning ritu…
00:02:55 |
Mon 07 Jul 2025
Fireworks Fiasco & Fridge Prank Firestorm: Bizarre News Bonanza Leaves Authorities Baffled!
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So, picture this. You’re groggily scrolling through the news this morning, coffee in hand, when you stumble on a headline that makes you question humanity’s …
So, picture this. You’re groggily scrolling through the news this morning, coffee in hand, when you stumble on a headline that makes you question humanity’s …
00:03:12 |
Sun 06 Jul 2025
Fourth of July Fireworks Fiascos: California's Explosive Extravaganzas Gone Wild
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You know, when you think of the Fourth of July, you probably picture patriotic parades, a sea of star-spangled hats, and the smell of hot dogs slowly turning…
You know, when you think of the Fourth of July, you probably picture patriotic parades, a sea of star-spangled hats, and the smell of hot dogs slowly turning…
00:03:06 |
Sat 05 Jul 2025
Fireworks Fiascos: Warehouses Explode, Lawns Launch, and Insurance Agents Cringe
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Picture this: you’re spending your Fourth of July prepping for the big fireworks show—not the kind where your cousin Bob almost sets your eyebrows on fire, b…
Picture this: you’re spending your Fourth of July prepping for the big fireworks show—not the kind where your cousin Bob almost sets your eyebrows on fire, b…
00:02:46 |
Fri 04 Jul 2025
RFK Jr.'s Whale Tale, Sitcom Fails, and Mel's Hanky Panky: Your Daily Dose of Bizarre!
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Imagine waking up this morning and learning that the world is, once again, full of stories you absolutely do not need to know—but will now never un-know. For…
Imagine waking up this morning and learning that the world is, once again, full of stories you absolutely do not need to know—but will now never un-know. For…
00:03:00 |
Wed 02 Jul 2025
Instagram Glitch Nearly Ditches 12-Year Hitch: The Timestamp That Almost Torpedoed a Marriage
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Let me tell you about something you most definitely do not need to know, yet after hearing it, you’ll never quite look at the internet—or your spouse’s Insta…
Let me tell you about something you most definitely do not need to know, yet after hearing it, you’ll never quite look at the internet—or your spouse’s Insta…
00:03:09 |
Mon 30 Jun 2025
Scooby-Doo Burglar, Spoon Swallower, and Eye-Washing Urine: The Bizarre News You Never Knew You Needed
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Today’s story is for everyone who’s ever wondered, “Could life get any stranger?” Did you wake up today genuinely concerned that thieves in Alabama might tar…
Today’s story is for everyone who’s ever wondered, “Could life get any stranger?” Did you wake up today genuinely concerned that thieves in Alabama might tar…
00:03:34 |
Sun 29 Jun 2025
Zebra on the Run: Ed's Wild Escape, Airborne Rescue, and Helicopter Pursuit | Plus: Croc-Eating Komodo Dragons and Beatboxing Nuns!
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Let me ask you a question: did you wake up this morning, look in the mirror, and think, “You know what’s missing from my day? A story about a zebra on the ru…
Let me ask you a question: did you wake up this morning, look in the mirror, and think, “You know what’s missing from my day? A story about a zebra on the ru…
00:02:54 |
Sat 28 Jun 2025
Beer Spill Fiasco: Venomous Snakes, Juggling Records, and a Whale of a Tale!
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Imagine waking up to the news that a truck had overturned on a Florida highway, spilling 44,000 pounds of beer. Yes, you read that right - 44,000 pounds of b…
Imagine waking up to the news that a truck had overturned on a Florida highway, spilling 44,000 pounds of beer. Yes, you read that right - 44,000 pounds of b…
00:03:49 |
Wed 19 Feb 2025
Corpse Flower Stench Triples, Santa Surfs, and a Doorbell-Ringing Dog: Your Weekly Dose of Weird News
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Imagine waking up to the news that a rare and rather peculiar plant has bloomed in Australia, not once, not twice, but three times in just three months. This…
Imagine waking up to the news that a rare and rather peculiar plant has bloomed in Australia, not once, not twice, but three times in just three months. This…
00:04:09 |
Mon 17 Feb 2025
From Tutus to Jet Skis: Bizarre News Roundup Leaves Us Scratching Our Heads and Chuckling with Delight
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In the realm of news that you might not need to know but is undeniably bizarre, a recent story has emerged that captures the essence of the unexpected. It in…
In the realm of news that you might not need to know but is undeniably bizarre, a recent story has emerged that captures the essence of the unexpected. It in…
00:05:13 |
Sun 16 Feb 2025
Monkey Business: Sri Lanka's Primate Power Outage and Other Wild Animal Antics
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Imagine waking up to the news that a wandering monkey in Sri Lanka managed to cause a nationwide power outage. Yes, you read that right. A monkey, in the wro…
Imagine waking up to the news that a wandering monkey in Sri Lanka managed to cause a nationwide power outage. Yes, you read that right. A monkey, in the wro…
00:04:12 |
Sat 15 Feb 2025
From Googly Eyes to Wandering Monkeys: A Wild Ride Through the Wacky World of Bizarre News
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Imagine waking up one morning to find that the world has decided to take a collective detour into the bizarre. It's a day where the ordinary rules don't appl…
Imagine waking up one morning to find that the world has decided to take a collective detour into the bizarre. It's a day where the ordinary rules don't appl…
00:03:59 |
Fri 14 Feb 2025
Curious Cat Grounds Flight, Salmon Escape, and Googly Eye Bandit Strikes in Bizarre News Roundup!
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Imagine waking up to the news that a stowaway cat had managed to ground a Ryanair flight for two whole days. Yes, you read that right. In a bizarre incident …
Imagine waking up to the news that a stowaway cat had managed to ground a Ryanair flight for two whole days. Yes, you read that right. In a bizarre incident …
00:05:37 |
Wed 12 Feb 2025
Mittens' Mad Mishap: The Jet-Setting Cat's Tale of Accidental Adventure
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Imagine waking up to the news that a cat has been on an unexpected adventure. This isn't just any cat; it's Mittens, a Maine Coon cat who has inadvertently b…
Imagine waking up to the news that a cat has been on an unexpected adventure. This isn't just any cat; it's Mittens, a Maine Coon cat who has inadvertently b…
00:03:57 |
Mon 10 Feb 2025
From Frequent Flyer Felines to Backyard Mastodons: The Wildest News Stories Youve Missed
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Imagine waking up to the news that a cat named Mittens has become an accidental frequent flyer. Yes, you heard that right. Mittens, a Maine Coon cat, managed…
Imagine waking up to the news that a cat named Mittens has become an accidental frequent flyer. Yes, you heard that right. Mittens, a Maine Coon cat, managed…
00:04:07 |
Sun 09 Feb 2025
Pig Pursuit Pandemonium: Oklahoma Cops Outsmarted by Wily Swine in Bizarre Chase
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Imagine waking up to the news that a man in Oklahoma engaged in a foot pursuit with a pig. Yes, you read that right – a pig. The incident, which happened jus…
Imagine waking up to the news that a man in Oklahoma engaged in a foot pursuit with a pig. Yes, you read that right – a pig. The incident, which happened jus…
00:04:38 |
Sat 08 Feb 2025
From Feisty Pigs to Falling Ice: Bizarre News Stories You Never Knew You Needed!
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Let's dive into a bizarre news story that's sure to make you chuckle and wonder. Just yesterday, a peculiar incident made headlines, and it's a tale that's a…
Let's dive into a bizarre news story that's sure to make you chuckle and wonder. Just yesterday, a peculiar incident made headlines, and it's a tale that's a…
00:03:19 |
Fri 07 Feb 2025
Oh My Hog! Pig Bites Cop, Shark's Virgin Birth, and More Wild News
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Imagine waking up to the most unexpected news - a pig on the loose in Oklahoma, engaging in what can only be described as a "hoof pursuit" with local police.…
Imagine waking up to the most unexpected news - a pig on the loose in Oklahoma, engaging in what can only be described as a "hoof pursuit" with local police.…
00:03:36 |
Wed 05 Feb 2025
Seaweed Blob Invasion: Slimy, Gigantic, and Heading Our Way!
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Imagine waking up to the news that a giant blob of seaweed, twice the width of the United States, is making its way towards the Gulf of Mexico. Sounds like s…
Imagine waking up to the news that a giant blob of seaweed, twice the width of the United States, is making its way towards the Gulf of Mexico. Sounds like s…
00:06:19 |
Mon 03 Feb 2025
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