News You Do Not Need
"News You Do Not Need is your go-to podcast for hilariously absurd and completely unnecessary headlines! Join us as we dive into the bizarre, quirky, and downright ridiculous stories that make you laugh, scratch your head, and wonder why you’re even listening. Perfect for anyone who enjoys humor, satire, and escaping the serious side of the news cycle, this show delivers pure entertainment. Subscribe now for weekly episodes filled with oddball trivia, strange facts, and news you never knew you didn’t need!"
- Update frequency
- every day
- Average duration
- 3 minutes
- Episodes
- 66
- Years Active
- 2025
Hospital Blooper: Thai Patient Records Become Street Food Wrappers - Yum or Eww?
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Today, I am thrilled to bring you a story guaranteed to change your life in exactly zero ways—except maybe making you a little more cautious the next time yo…
Today, I am thrilled to bring you a story guaranteed to change your life in exactly zero ways—except maybe making you a little more cautious the next time yo…
00:02:54 |
Wed 06 Aug 2025
Medieval Mayhem: Sword Surfaces, Nude Sunbather Sues, and Ronald McBurglar Strikes!
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There are things you know, things you should know, and things you really had no idea you needed to know—like, say, today's actual news about a medieval sword…
There are things you know, things you should know, and things you really had no idea you needed to know—like, say, today's actual news about a medieval sword…
00:03:04 |
Mon 04 Aug 2025
Seagull Steals the Show: Birdnapping Bandit Swipes Steak in Daring Seaside Heist, Leaves Couple Stunned
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Yesterday in France, culinary history was rewritten—and not by a chef, but by a seagull with absolutely zero table manners. There it was, a sun-dappled after…
Yesterday in France, culinary history was rewritten—and not by a chef, but by a seagull with absolutely zero table manners. There it was, a sun-dappled after…
00:02:57 |
Sun 03 Aug 2025
Aussie Teen YouTube Ban: Government Yeets Memes, Slime Tutorials & Cat Fails
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Let me paint you a picture of a world where teenagers log out of YouTube, not because they want to—let’s be real, nobody willingly stops watching cat fail co…
Let me paint you a picture of a world where teenagers log out of YouTube, not because they want to—let’s be real, nobody willingly stops watching cat fail co…
00:02:59 |
Sat 02 Aug 2025
Clown Heist, Sprinting Swine, and Claw Machine Kid: Bizarre Blotter Blowout!
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Today I learned that there is absolutely no end to the ways people can surprise you—and not always for the better. Take, for example, the saga of Ronald McDo…
Today I learned that there is absolutely no end to the ways people can surprise you—and not always for the better. Take, for example, the saga of Ronald McDo…
00:02:51 |
Fri 01 Aug 2025
Steve's Unzipped Oscar Monologue, Crabby Internet Goons, and Rick and Morty's Oval Office Spinoff
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Ever wondered what would happen if Steve Martin’s pants became more famous than his entire career? Well, apparently we almost found out. This week, the inter…
Ever wondered what would happen if Steve Martin’s pants became more famous than his entire career? Well, apparently we almost found out. This week, the inter…
00:02:51 |
Wed 30 Jul 2025
Paddleboarding Pooches: Canine Chaos on the Coast! 🌊🐶 Heroic Hounds or Seasick Sidekicks? Tune in for Tails of Triumph and Splash Landings!
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Today, I have a piece of breaking news that, quite frankly, you absolutely do not need in your life, but once you hear it, you may never paddleboard the same…
Today, I have a piece of breaking news that, quite frankly, you absolutely do not need in your life, but once you hear it, you may never paddleboard the same…
00:02:39 |
Mon 28 Jul 2025
Bras, Bees, and Bar Mitzvahs: The News You Never Knew You Needed
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I woke up today feeling hopeful—hopeful that after years of scrolling through newsfeeds filled with global crises, political drama, and one too many videos o…
I woke up today feeling hopeful—hopeful that after years of scrolling through newsfeeds filled with global crises, political drama, and one too many videos o…
00:03:36 |
Sun 27 Jul 2025
Mousecapades: Chuck E.'s Cheesy Credit Card Caper & Venus' Insurance Volley
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Picture this: It’s Friday afternoon, you’re scrolling for important updates—do I need an umbrella? Will there ever be a new season of my favorite show? And l…
Picture this: It’s Friday afternoon, you’re scrolling for important updates—do I need an umbrella? Will there ever be a new season of my favorite show? And l…
00:03:00 |
Sat 26 Jul 2025
The FBI's Holy Fail: Spying on a Priest's Confessions and Credit Cards
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Here’s something you really, truly do not need to know, but once you do, good luck forgetting it. Yesterday, the headlines were full of serious news—the usua…
Here’s something you really, truly do not need to know, but once you do, good luck forgetting it. Yesterday, the headlines were full of serious news—the usua…
00:03:20 |
Fri 25 Jul 2025
Snake on a Train: Tokyo Anaconda Stunt Slithers into Viral Chaos
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I bet you woke up this morning thinking, “I’d like to hear some absolutely unnecessary news today—preferably something to make me question both humanity and …
I bet you woke up this morning thinking, “I’d like to hear some absolutely unnecessary news today—preferably something to make me question both humanity and …
00:02:50 |
Wed 23 Jul 2025
Dermatology Crosswords: The Unlikely Love Child of Medicine and Puzzles
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Let me tell you a tale that you will never use at a dinner party, unless you want to clear the table just in time for dessert. Because today, we dive deep—we…
Let me tell you a tale that you will never use at a dinner party, unless you want to clear the table just in time for dessert. Because today, we dive deep—we…
00:03:00 |
Mon 21 Jul 2025
Yeti Blood Oath, Furry Fuel Stop, and Bigfoot's Lost Weekend | Three Tales of Cryptid Chaos
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Have you ever had one of those days where you wonder “what’s the one story I could hear today that makes me realize my own hobbies are completely normal”? We…
Have you ever had one of those days where you wonder “what’s the one story I could hear today that makes me realize my own hobbies are completely normal”? We…
00:03:19 |
Sat 19 Jul 2025
Vampire Coach: Trading Grades for Veins at Taiwan U 🧛♂️📚💉 - Bizarre News You Never Knew You Needed!
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Let me paint you a picture: It’s a hot, sticky July day, you’re strolling past a university campus in Taiwan, and you see something that makes you simultaneo…
Let me paint you a picture: It’s a hot, sticky July day, you’re strolling past a university campus in Taiwan, and you see something that makes you simultaneo…
00:02:50 |
Fri 18 Jul 2025
TikTok's Latest Monstrosity: The Vegemite Latte Strikes Fear Into Coffee Lovers Everywhere
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If you’re tuning in today expecting news you’ll need to survive the workday, you’re out of luck—but stick around anyway, because what I have might just be th…
If you’re tuning in today expecting news you’ll need to survive the workday, you’re out of luck—but stick around anyway, because what I have might just be th…
00:03:20 |
Wed 16 Jul 2025
Anxious Mugs, Rodeo Debacles, and Camouflaged Vans: Your Dose of Bizarre News
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If you woke up today worried about tariffs, wildfires, or the price of eggs, you can hit the snooze button on those thoughts, because I bring you the kind of…
If you woke up today worried about tariffs, wildfires, or the price of eggs, you can hit the snooze button on those thoughts, because I bring you the kind of…
00:03:21 |
Mon 14 Jul 2025
Nova Scotia's Syrupy Ship Spectacle: A Quirky Tale of Masts, Mallards, and Maritime Mischief
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Let me tell you a story about a recent event that you absolutely do not need to know, but once you hear it, you may find yourself thinking about it every tim…
Let me tell you a story about a recent event that you absolutely do not need to know, but once you hear it, you may find yourself thinking about it every tim…
00:03:08 |
Sun 13 Jul 2025
Mechanic Mayhem: Pranksters, Psychics, and Peculiar Happenings in Arizona Auto Shop
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Have you ever worried you’d get stuck at an auto shop, surrounded not by mechanics, but by pranksters in coveralls? No? Well, neither had David Hyland, the o…
Have you ever worried you’d get stuck at an auto shop, surrounded not by mechanics, but by pranksters in coveralls? No? Well, neither had David Hyland, the o…
00:02:43 |
Sat 12 Jul 2025
Kilauea's Lava-Licious Tantrum: Earth's Stress Therapy Goes Viral!
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You ever wake up and think, “Today I really want to learn about something absolutely useless?” Well, you’re in luck, because I have scrolled through the digi…
You ever wake up and think, “Today I really want to learn about something absolutely useless?” Well, you’re in luck, because I have scrolled through the digi…
00:02:26 |
Fri 11 Jul 2025
AI Secretary of State Impersonator: The Prankster Cloning Marco Rubio & Causing Diplomatic Chaos!
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You probably didn’t wake up this morning thinking, “I hope I learn something so bizarre today, my brain itches in confusion.” Well, lucky you—I’m here to del…
You probably didn’t wake up this morning thinking, “I hope I learn something so bizarre today, my brain itches in confusion.” Well, lucky you—I’m here to del…
00:03:33 |
Wed 09 Jul 2025
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