Nerd Poker

We delve into the ancient sahuagin where things start off very Giger-y and fillopian-y. There may be undead fish people, ancient mud leviathans, and other classic things that happen with failed savin…

There's a bit of unpleasantness with this bounty hunter to deal with, hopefully everything is chill now that we spared his life. The whole ruining of his reputation is probably no big deal right? The…

Assassin our assin! The crew hunts down, corners, and puts the smack down on this drow bounty hunter, AKA Dan's bastard of a drow #632. Hopefully he'll explain himself and we can get to our next heis…

The antics return to Brian's dining room, where the drow bounty hunter is now the hunted. Will he escape through the fog or be brought into brutal submission and be interrogated? We all know how cool…

It's time to strut out of the thieves guild and take a breather at the inn. Yeah yeah yeah we might have a target on our backs because we blew up the giant house of Dellsmouth's crankiest creep, but …

Wooo we have a gnome mech and blew up a mansion! Time to sell some loot and celebrate. Hopefully we haven't upset the natural order of things too much and none of the other rich people in town are li…

Well, now that we are straight up annihilating the mansion, tactics shall change. It is time to drop the facade of robbery and pretend we are heroes! At least we probably should given that we are bra…

It's time to dust our hands off and go all in on looting this wine cellar! A big old treasure chest is only a door away! But uh, what's all this with the kobolds? One of them blew up trying to break …

Now that we are past that pesky gargoyle it's time to loot the wine cellar! But lo, the most terrifying D&D monster of them all lurks around every corner-- DOORS.

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We're casing the drow manor, but damned if it isn't actually rather difficult to break into. A rival taunts Lil' Peepers? Sounds like it's time to pick locks and break hearts! And yes, Blaine will ho…

Our festive millionaire ghost murdering adventure reaches its end, with plenty of violence and class war for all! We will return to our regularly scheduled campaign next week. Thank you for hanging o…

Since the holiday scheduling was frightful, but the vibe was still delightful, so to dodge a content hole, let it roll, let it roll, let it roll!

Famous thief and murderer Willy Crackits has done som…

You didn't think we'd just go to bed without getting into some nefarious nonsense, did you? As the tavern party wanes, the crew decides to case the drow mansion and see whether this whole "talking ga…

Merriment hath ensued at The Pasted Almond tavern, until a little fish person walks in. Will Goffrey Spicoli have second thoughts about stealing that minotaur's pocketwatch? As the misty plot thicken…