Monkeys With Matches
A Comedian a Musician and a Jew is a podcast featuring comedy, music, philosophy and snarky comment.
The cast includes Jonathan Thymius, a nationally recognized comedian who has starred in films, late show television, was a finalist on Last Comic Standing and is always on the verge of something great.
Craig is a composer and French Horn player who spent most of his childhood on a New Mexico cattle ranch. Craig moved out west in 1988 to follow his dreams of playing in an orchestra and now lives in Silicon Valley where he spends every waking moment trying to meet his expenses.
Bernie is a renowned sperm donor from Denver Colorado. He divides his time between his job in the steel industry and his monkey. Bernie loves riding his bike, scolding his dog for biting people and being too old to attract young women.
- Update frequency
- every 19 days
- Average duration
- 21 minutes
- Episodes
- 67
- Years Active
- 2016 - 2021
The Disco
Turns out that Jesus and milk cartons are completely different.
The Tennis Game
How do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode.
Church
A review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins.
The Woods
Jonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.
The Cleaners
Profiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs.
The Bullfight
In this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs.
What Do You Live For?
Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow.
Non Brewed Condiment
On this episode the boys discuss how you can't quote the Huffington Post, solar powered coal, Highlights magazine and cannibalism (taste like chicken). Also, with respect to the late Allan Holdsworth…
The New Jew
Scott Brazieal, composer, screen writer and band member of bands like 5uu's, Cartoon and PFS sits in with Jonathan and Craig to talk about dieting, carrots and executions.
God Love Baseball
What do Bob Newhart, Neil Young and Cher have in common? They're all on "The List."
Fracking Rat Brains
Craig and Bernie discuss the future of human life on this planet. Jonathan tries to stay awake.
Turbo Casino
Bernie didn't want to be an astronaut, Jonathan didn't want to be a second baseman and Craig can't talk about his love life.
That's Irony
Debating the meaning of life, liberty and the pursuit of sappiness..
Square Dancing Titanic
No one wants to look like Burt Reynolds and did we just steer the Titanic into an iceberg? Tune in and find out.
Bowling For Insomnia
Herb Caen was an ass wipe, environmental degradation is keeping us awake and god bless the Swedish Fuck Team!
Palacio de los Deportes
Craig and his daughter go to Mexico to see Radiohead. Bernie sits behind Bill Walton and Jonathan burped.
Our Shadow is Orange
Who was the biggest loss, Muhammad Ali, Prince or David Bowie? What is Trump hiding behind the curtain (it's Status Transaction)? And why the American fascination with guns? Answers to these questio…