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Monkeys With Matches - Podcast

Monkeys With Matches

A Comedian a Musician and a Jew is a podcast featuring comedy, music, philosophy and snarky comment.

The cast includes Jonathan Thymius, a nationally recognized comedian who has starred in films, late show television, was a finalist on Last Comic Standing and is always on the verge of something great.

Craig is a composer and French Horn player who spent most of his childhood on a New Mexico cattle ranch. Craig moved out west in 1988 to follow his dreams of playing in an orchestra and now lives in Silicon Valley where he spends every waking moment trying to meet his expenses.

Bernie is a renowned sperm donor from Denver Colorado. He divides his time between his job in the steel industry and his monkey. Bernie loves riding his bike, scolding his dog for biting people and being too old to attract young women.

Stand-Up Comedy
Update frequency
every 19 days
Average duration
21 minutes
Episodes
67
Years Active
2016 - 2021
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Joigny

Joigny

What do Lambs, Jools Holland, PoiL, Gentle Giant and civil war have in common? Monkeys With Matches...

00:20:19  |   Fri 27 Mar 2020
Certainty

Certainty

People that live in a state of Agnosticism are the courageous ones. Oh and Jeff Becks new album rocks!

00:17:54  |   Wed 19 Feb 2020
Faith

Faith

Belief that is not based on proof: the obligation of loyalty or fidelity to a person, promise or demagogue etc.

00:16:33  |   Wed 08 Jan 2020
Where's The Ball?

Where's The Ball?

What happens when baseballs, candy and Greenland all change at the same time? Another Monkeys With Matches episode. 

00:20:36  |   Fri 25 Oct 2019
The Sleeping Giant

The Sleeping Giant

Can someone set an alarm clock for now?

00:23:52  |   Mon 23 Sep 2019
Alexa

Alexa

What does Indivisible, Arizona voter suppression, Bainbridge Island, Chinese politics and Stephen Colbert have in common? Monkeys With Matches of course. 

00:26:54  |   Wed 18 Sep 2019
Oppenheimer or Trump

Oppenheimer or Trump

All the way from Bayside Maine, the boys argue about the end of the world. Put down your bets. 

00:14:10  |   Sat 31 Aug 2019
Aliens, Boredom And The Apocalypse

Aliens, Boredom And The Apocalypse

All the way from the rain forest we figure it all out, and it's not going well.

00:20:41  |   Wed 21 Aug 2019
Hacked

Hacked

What do Bruce Schneier, mooning, Buddha-Judge and Satin all have in common? Monkeys With Matches!

00:27:00  |   Thu 18 Jul 2019
Mac and Sleaze

Mac and Sleaze

Apple sucks, GIECO commercials scare people in the 16th century and why were cavemen so mean?

00:19:54  |   Tue 02 Jul 2019
It's Breakfast Time

It's Breakfast Time

Monkeys lighting their feet on fire and talking birds. Perfect playground conversation. 

00:20:40  |   Wed 10 Apr 2019
The Super Bug

The Super Bug

Computer cancer, mind hacking and Dixieland. Snap, crackle and pop...

00:19:34  |   Fri 15 Mar 2019
The Aviary

The Aviary

New blue diamonds, 8 tracks, showering and our first kiss. Very informative!

00:27:11  |   Wed 19 Sep 2018
The Shipyard

The Shipyard

Protools sucks! Oh and so does Alex Jones.

00:17:07  |   Wed 15 Aug 2018
The Fair

The Fair

Are we part of the elite class? The boys travel to Flashlight Idaho to find out.

00:18:03  |   Tue 31 Jul 2018
Hussong's Cantina

Hussong's Cantina

All the way from Ensenada Mexico the boys contemplate spaghetti sauce, diabetes and mind bending social media. 

00:11:16  |   Thu 14 Jun 2018
The Ladies Room

The Ladies Room

Trump is the drunk at the end of the bar. Shut him up for Christ sakes!

00:21:13  |   Fri 16 Mar 2018
The Auction

The Auction

Buying a horse isn't easy, especially when the conversation turns to the 34%. 

00:24:49  |   Wed 28 Feb 2018
The Dump

The Dump

The dump is the perfect place to discuss the CEO's that are stealing our lives. 

00:18:11  |   Fri 09 Feb 2018
The Beach

The Beach

What a better place than the beach to discuss dogs, tattoos and Trick of the Tail?

00:19:06  |   Tue 12 Dec 2017
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