Linoleum Knife
Dave White and Alonso Duralde have opinions about movies. Here are them.
- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 72 minutes
- Episodes
- 775
- Years Active
- 2010 - 2025
"Fantastic Four," "Ricki and the Flash," "The Gift," "Shaun the Sheep," "Diary of a Teenage Girl," "Mr. Holmes"
"Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation," "Vacation," "The End of the Tour," "Best of Enemies," "The Stanford Prison Experiment" redux, "Phoenix," "Listen to Me Marlon," "I Am Chris Farley"; with Joal Ryan
Joal Ryan of The Joal Ryan Thing drops by to give Dave and Alonso not only delicious Armenian donuts but also incisive insight on Marlon Brando and Tom Cruise. Follow us on Twitter and now Instagram …
"Pixels," "Southpaw," "Paper Towns," "The Clock" redux
Dave and Alonso have accomplishments they're excited about, and so does Jake Gyllenhaal's personal trainer. Keep those iTunes reviews coming, like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, you're take…
"Ant-Man," "Trainwreck," "Irrational Man," "A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence," "Do I Sound Gay?"
Dave and Alonso are still exhausted from Outfest 2015, but they find time to explain why Marvel movies are like a Partridge Family lunchbox and to promote "the TURIN HORSE of comedies." Like our Face…
"Minions," "Self/less," "Tangerine," "Amy," Outfest 2015
Outfest has both Dave and Alonso running a little ragged, but they still share their thoughts on new movies, one of which Dave swears is so bad it's hilarious. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, li…
"Magic Mike XXL," "Terminator Genisys," "The New Rijksmuseum," "The Third Man"
Dave and Alonso take time out from their 4th of July weekend to discuss salad practice, franchise refurbishment and what the straight-white-guy version of "Paris is Burning" looks like. Like our Face…
"Ted 2," "Max," "The Tribe"
Dave and Alonso are now legally married in all 50 states, and they have things to tell you about dogs, bears and punks. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleu…
"Inside Out," "Dope," "The Overnight," "Manglehorn," "Infinitely Polar Bear," "Angst," "Rebels of the Neon God," "Good Men, Good Women"
Dave revels in his freedom to see obscure foreign films while Alonso reviews new indies that he already saw at film festivals. And they both enjoyed that Pixar movie. Subscribe (and review us) at iTu…
"Jurassic World," "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl," "Live from New York!" "Something Better to Come," "Backfire" (1964)
Dave and Alonso think one of the weekend's two big movies isn't enough like "Josie and the Pussycats" and the other one is too much like "The Christmas Shoes." Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, li…
"Spy," "Insidious: Chapter 3," "Entourage"
Dave would like you to know that it's his birthday this weekend, and Alonso wishes Dave wouldn't blurt that fact all over the show's theme song. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook…
"San Andreas," "Aloha," "Gemma Bovery"
Dave and Alonso are not brooking any excuses from a listener who confesses to having seen Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2. Subscribe (and review us!) at iTunes, like our Facebook page and join our Facebook gr…
"Tomorrowland," "Poltergeist," "The Human Centipede III (Full Sequence)," "When Marnie Was There," "The Film Critic"
Dave and Alonso have BIG EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS! Also we talk about that movie where people's mouths are sewn up to other people's keesters. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook pa…
"Pitch Perfect 2," "Max Max: Fury Road," "Slow West," "In the Name of My Daughter," "Every Secret Thing," "Reality"; with Cracked.com's Jack OBrien
Cracked.com's Jack OBrien joins Dave and Alonso to discuss female-driven films, including ones where females actually drive. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, review us (and subscribe)…
"Hot Pursuit," "Far From the Madding Crowd," "The D Train"
Dave and Alonso cope with another iffy theme-music cassette, not to mention another Hollywood movie that flagrantly wastes the talents of its female leads. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleum…
"The Avengers: Age of Ultron," "Iris," "Welcome to Me"
Dave and Alonso woke up earlier than the dogs downstairs so that they could record a podcast unhampered by yap-yap-yapping. Subscribe (and review us) at iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow us @lin…
"The Age of Adaline," "Dior and I," "Little Boy," "The Water Diviner"
Dave and Alonso are feeling very fashionable this week, between Blake Lively's on-point outfits and Raf Simons' couture collection. Subscribe (and review us) on iTunes, like our Facebook page, follow…
"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2," "Unfriended," "True Story," "Child 44," "Monkey Kingdom"
Dave is driven to (bleeped) profanity by a terrible comedy while Alonso tries to distract him with even worse attempts at humor. Like our Facebook page, subscribe (and glowingly review us) at iTunes,…
"The Longest Ride," "Ex Machina," "Clouds of Sils Maria," "Real Genius"
Dave and Alonso explain why Nicholas Sparks adaptations are the Country Time Lemonade of movies, and they check out a 1980s favorite on the big screen. Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast…
"Furious 7," "Woman in Gold," "White God"
Dave and Alonso talk cars, curs and Klimts. Also "Hawmps." (Google it.) Like our Facebook page, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe (and leave us a review) at iTunes, 'cuz females are strong as hell.
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"Get Hard," "Home," "While We're Young," "Danny Collins"; with Louis Virtel (COMPLETE)
The hilarious Louis Virtel from HitFix.com joins Dave and Alonso to talk about a movie so astonishingly dunderheaded about gay stuff that the ghost of “Norman, Is That You?” is summoned. Like our Fac…