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Apparently The Crystal Vanguard is getting a lore update soon, and boy does he need it. There's so little here, and it's definitely all very confusing right guys? It wasn't just me? RIGHT???

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We've been getting through quite a few of the very first champions lately. Apparently Riot had a thing for the letter S! Sivir didn't have much going on until they used her to resurrect Azir and kick…

Without much lore to his name, everyone's favorite giant, undead, monster man left us to our own devices; devices which include conjecture about Sion being a literal big baby and workshopping Noxian …

We didn't expect The Mad Chemist to have much lore,  but here we are! Not only does he have a long story, it's extremely good and creepy and how is Singed the scariest thing in Zaun? We just need a l…

We apologize for how often we use the P word in this episode, but it just fits! This Half-dragon is half dragon, half human with purple skin, half vampire half...wait what? We're not entirely sure wh…

What is Shen like? Well it depends on what story you're reading! We enjoy some versions of Shen, but we really need the guy to do a little more. Overall, some great potential here. And maybe just mak…

Despite being in the game for an eternity, Shaco has about as much lore as Heimerdinger. Actually, maybe less, since he doesn't have a color story. Is the Demon Jester an old, haunted doll? Or is he …

Sett has been out for a few years now and seems to be a fan favorite, and yet Riot hasn't seemed to do much with this Boss. We're always into a story that has nothing to do with the end of Runeterra,…

There was a ton of hate when The Starry-Eyed Songstress was released, and we get it. Seraphine's not the worst though, surely, though a smidge misguided. A big ol' potential here, as always, so pleas…

While we like Senna, it truly feels like we've gone over the Ruination every which way at this point. Although I guess not, because we'll be back again for Thresh! The Redeemer has a unique relations…

Someone at Riot Games must be listening to this podcast, because they answered so many questions we had about Katarina. With some fun Katarina/Garen stuff, answers about Jarvan III, and a note on wha…

While Sejuani is clearly The Winter's Wrath, we're a little unsure just how wrathful this Warmother really is. She has a ton of lore, and so much of it is really great, but we need a little more cons…

Samira doesn't have a ton of lore, but what's here is pretty fun. And it sure is nice to see a hero who doesn't have to watch her parents die to become her cool self! At lease we didn't have to talk …

Look at us, talking about The Gentle Flame right after his release! Milio brings a lot more light to Ixtal (GET IT?!) and we quite enjoyed Riot throwing his positive attitude in an incredibly dangero…

Here we all talk about our favorite purple guy The Rogue Mage, no wait the Ink Mage, no no no the RUNE Mage. Ryze has been around for a million years (LITERALLY AMIRIGHT), and he has gone through mor…

The Mechanized Menace. The Menaced Mech? The, uhhh, Menacing Menced Mechanic? (Is menace even a word anymore?) Anyway, Riot still has no idea what to do with their old yordles. Truly nothing in Rumbl…

We all know the tragic tale of Riven The Exile and her broken blade that...can be repaired? Can't be? Or is that people? Maybe it's that they shouldn't be repaired? Who knows! At least we know Riven …

Riot Games has released their first full length novel, and we had a love of thoughts and feelings about it. Some good, some bad, but mostly we'd like a full length novel featuring literally anyone ex…

He's an older kitty with not much old lore. The Pridestalker has been pretty much the same since his release, stalking Kha'Zix and not really bothering with the world ending business of Runeterra. Wh…

We didn't learn anything new with The Butcher of the Sands, but it sure is fun to complain about Azir, isn't it? This crocodile has been in the game for so long, we had plenty of old lore and AU's to…