League of Loreheads

The big bundle of bald badness from below left a strong impression on us; mainly that he's really cool looking and generally scawy. Which is quite lucky for him, because the dread is most certainly n…

Briar doesn't have much to chat about here, so we thought we'd use her episode to also discuss why she doesn't have much to talk about. Riot Games has some big lore changes coming, and of course we h…

Although Udyr got a rework recently, we still feel that his lore needs a little help. Perhaps there's too much here? Who'd of thunk it! With an exceptionally long bio and and a story that makes no se…

Fellow loreheads, we have a new record for shortest bio! Who would have though it could get worse than yordles or void champs? We certainly didn't. This poor little rat hangs around Zaun and uhhh tha…

We've already covered just about everything when it comes to Twisted Fate, but we had no complaints about going back to some of the best stories Riot Games has ever created. With comedy, action, roma…

Like most champs that are older than dirt, this Barbarian King are basically no lore. What's really tough is that it's boring! Even the old stuff!  Who has boring Journal of Justice articles?! Trynda…

It's hard to imagine Trundle and Lissandra having a conversation, but here we are. The Troll King has gone through some changes over the years. We're proud to report he's still very gross. Actually, …

We're back, friends! And ready to talk about a yordle that actually has some lore?!  Not unheard of but wow, how rare. This yordle gunner loves running around the world and shooting people with her g…

It's quite appropriate that we welcome the arrival of the scariest month of the year with the big bundle of spooky chains himself. As Runeterra's actual factual villain, we're happy to see Riot willi…

You may think this Swift Scout, who has been in the game longer than like EVERYONE, might have more than a bio. A story. Just a single story? Or maybe a bio that has any bit of canon in it? Well, you…

The Shield of Valoran doesn't really shield anyone. He also isn't in Valoran. Well at lest his gems are really important, yeah? Taric has some good stories, but it's mostly about his past. We're inte…

Unfortunately we already read all of what Riot has to offer for Talon, but it sure is fun to talk about him edging in the shadows while staring at Katarina. Or something. I'm still not really sure wh…

Did y'all know that Taliyah has a bunch of lore? Because we didn't. They started her in a pretty interesting place between Azir and Xerath, while possibly being the only one who could stop them both,…

Tahm Kench? Extremely cool. Demons in general? Meh, not so much. We need more info about demons in general, something lore fans have been complaining about long before this podcast came to be. We don…

Sometimes we forget how old Syndra is, and then we remember when we look at her 15 quotes and read her lackluster lore. We got to use the "P" word again for this one because WOW does she have a lot o…

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Rebecca would like to note she's not nearly as pro-Sylas as this episode makes her sound. LOOK I JUST GET HIM OK I WOULD ALSO BE A VILLAIN IN HIS SHOES JUST WITH…

So. Naafiri was a dagger. Now she's a dog. Neat!

We might not have much here, but it's still fun, or maybe that was the rum talking. John's not impressed with Darkin, and asks Riot the most important …

You've heard about him, you've seen his cro- er, ravens perched across the rooftops of Noxus, but now is the time to finally answer the question: Do Swain and LeBlanc incorporate assassin-play in the…

Reading about Soraka being from time immemorial gave us a warm, cozy feeling, like coming back to a familiar, thousand-year-old sweater. There's nothing about the goat lady that shocked or amazed us,…

We really loved the long story linked on Sona's Universe page, unfortunately Sona is barely in the dang thing. She has some good here, and some potential  of course, and uhhh a lot in common with a s…