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• Top secret military weapon destroys France house.
• Man ejected from Disney Studios after misquoting A Bug's Life.
• Elderly couple enjoy scenic drive to caravan dealership…

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• Chainsaw-wielding zombies provide a welcome distraction.
• GP surgery denies being front for adult entertainment venue.
• Teenager assaulted after refusing 'hedgehog helmet…

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• Hitman union forced to expel five members after outsourcing scandal.
• Lit wedding proposal becomes literal.
• Disgraced council worker forced to reveal nature of relations…

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• Pub adopts shocking new social distancing tactic.
• Fake hitman rental service proves disturbing popular.
• High profile libel trial awaits outcome of faecal DNA test.
• Cou…

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• Canadian tyre company establishes lucrative sideline in Mr Potato Heads.
• Man imprisoned in parrot sanctuary forced to admit he hates crackers.
• Urine-infused bread now a…

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• Evil possum saved from eternal damnation.
• eBay employees provide extraordinary level of service to middle-aged couple.
• Personal trainer bravely speaks out after contrac…

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• Romantic gesture descends into dirty protest.
• Another nude sunbather mistaken for corpse in Essex.
• Man attempts to use penis to charge phone.
• Drawing titled 'What Farm…

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• Planet of the Apes remake takes an unexpected turn.
• Obvious hoax revealed to be obvious hoax.
• Luxurious family pet sparks police hunt in affluent North London suburb.
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• Supreme Leader downgraded from deity status.
• Football team admits that sex dolls which filled empty stadium were sent to wrong address.
• Man performing sex act on buildi…

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• Wine lover takes hobby to the next level.
• Boy attempts to make childhood dream a reality.
• State of Indiana experiencing freak sex toy downpours.
• Conspiracy theory invo…

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• The Grim Reaper finally takes some time out.
• Questionable smoothie leaves bad taste in the mouth.
• Provincial police force issues final warning to residents flaunting pa…

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• Woman in a coma, I know, I know, it's a fake Facebook post. 
• Pet turtles abandoned during lockdown believed to have found shelter in sewers
• Manager of failing zoo makes…

Stories this week include:

• Barney the Dinosaur finally banged to rights
• Boss writes heartfelt letter to furloughed employees.
• Ungrateful man ejected from fighter jet.
• Motor museum staff rest eas…

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• Fetish company comes to the aid of the NHS.
• Scientist's magnetism fails to impress hospital staff.
• Police department cowed by bovine mastermind.
• Driver's paned excuses…

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• Complaining couple offered complimentary downgrade.
• Spar tour of the West Midlands proves surprisingly popular.
• Shopper invents new lockdown pizza.
• Soothsayer predicta…

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• Medical do-gooders ruin another one of life's pleasures.
• Dinosaur spotted roaming free after country placed under lockdown
• Woman with swollen hand forced to push own sh…

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• Human sprinkler spotted in Stockport.
• Mass panic as final 'star prize' in grabber machine is won.
• Post-it note shortage leads to drastic action by nursery workers.
• Mi…

Stories this week include:

• Entrepreneurial young man fails to sell screwdriver to court official.
• Miraculous swimming pool discovered in Indonesia.
• Idiotic bank robber pets dog.
• Grandmother enj…

Stories this week include:

• Solitary life-sized doll collector proves everyone right.
• Butcher makes vegetable-free carrot.
• Specially-trained service horse introduced to jet set lifestyle.
• Dough-…

Stories this week include:

• Life-size cutout of orange-faced President fails to win dialysis clinic vote.
• Car park fanatic takes trip of a lifetime.
• Wannabe Pied Piper checks into hotel room with…