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• Criminal takes calligraphy course after failed bank robbery.
• Police stamp out nuisance calls from foot fetishist.
• Mother gives daughter a birthday party to remember.
• Man f…

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• Iceberg threatens to sink Titanic attraction.
• London library shocked by outrage at new literacy-promoting character 'Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey'.
• Elderly woman freed from r…

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• Gigantic phallic-shaped cul-de-sac 'hilarious' say astronauts
• Alarming levels of stupidity threatens new orchard.
• Clown fails to see funny side of shoe theft.
• Welsh Nude a…

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• Devious pseudo-'Sandwich Artist' fails to hide in roof with stolen deli meat.
• Photographer exchanges vintage farming equipment for meth.
• Another unsuspecting resident fall…

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• The mullet is finally outlawed (in North Korea).
• Urban vigilante 'Trumpman' apprehended mid-defecation.
• Chinese zoo delightedly announce majority of escaped leopards recap…

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• Hilarious Daesh-themed prank falls foul of the PC brigade
• Meathead eats raw meat
• Birthday fanatic unmasked by girlfriend union
• Police investigate cyberterrorist attack by …

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• NHS denies hiring medieval plague doctors as precautionary measure.
• Former England manager indebted to Beatles duo for aiding escape from Australia.
• Patrons of Kid Rock's …

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• QAnon-promoting Scientologist lands Farage for new 'legitimate' business venture.
• Police celebrating delectable drug haul crushed by shock discovery.
• Fly-tipping of used s…

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• Fast food chain denies cult workshop devoted to clown-faced deity.
• Infamous Anus Society minibus spotted by shopper.
• Man found naked in car park after fateful trip to buy …

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• Lawyer's underwear catches fire during court appearance.
• Borrower offered coronavirus jab following admin error.
• Local idiot fakes own kidnapping to avoid work.
• Giant tele…

Stories this week include:

• World's richest person unable to beat monkey at FIFA.
• Asda steps up delivery game by purchasing second hand ambulances.
• Tourist photographs Uranus in layby.
• Texas showcase…

Stories this week include:

• Suspicious potato launches full-scale police investigation.
• Grandmother, 80, pleads with authorities to grant 35-year-old Egyptian lover leave to enter.
• Passengers claim t…

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• Messianic sprout appears to humble housewife.
• Derbyshire police urge general public to stop embracing stupidity.
• Man pleads ignorance after sex doll wife tragically broken…

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• Poundland unveils bold new customer humiliation strategy. 
• Fiber optic broadband network bested by elderly Welsh couple.
• Naked game show filmed in East London hotel room u…

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• Alleged restaurateur still denies running Japanese restaurant.
• Husband finally embarks on dream walking holiday.
• Man finds soulmate in nightclub bin.
• Suspected car thief f…

Stories this week include:

• Monster robot wolves unleashed on unsuspecting Japanese town.
• Tiger King appeals for clemency from Donald of Orange.
• Jet pilots create ballsy display of solidarity.
• Hairdr…

Stories this week include:

• New app allows users to watch Matt Hancock regret life choices in real time.
• Exotic dancing bear terminated aboard nuclear submarine.
• Disgusted holidaymaker leaves Pontins…

Stories this week include:

• Van Damme slams chihuahua sham(bles).
• Self-proclaimed captive educated on the concept of hotels.
• Questionable snacks discovered in remote log cabin.
• Chinese authorities cr…

Stories this week include:

• Woman ghosted by spectral lover.
• Supermarket introduces zero-gravity infused food range.
• Human battering ram retained as evidence by police.
• Demonic Priest and the Dominat…

Stories this week include:

• The Trump Boat Parade hit by perfect storm.
• KFC spokesperson finds perfect opportunity to launch stand-up career.
• Patient stunned to learn that Covid-19 swab retrieved fro…