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• Deadly sock discovered in Coventry bedroom.

• Local hero to publish explosive diary charting the biodegradable properties of plastic bags.

• Criminal gang charged with h…

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• Welsh shopkeeper forced to admit that dogs cannot talk following extensive research.

• Morbid photo stunt damages priceless coffin.

• Narcissistic and fantasist brags of…

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• Luddite uses petrol station.

• Possessed charity shop doll scapegoated for infidelity.

• Guinea pig 'deposited' in shopping centre bathroom. 

• Novelist and former landlor…

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• Forcible trout delivery destroys man's letterbox.

• Community group left bewildered after malicious attack.

• Charitable stranger donates untreated fox fur coat to sh…

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• King George III inadvertently takes social media by storm.

• Amazon's new delivery service proves wildly unpopular.

• Bride and groom fall short of having the time of…

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• Croydon finally gets the hero it never deserved.

• Arkansas man gets biblical in the name of freedom.

• Internal investigation into police biscuit theft starts to cru…

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• Accidentally topless Little Mermaid swimsuit surprise hit with single, middle-aged men.

• Homeless family refuses council house after second storey tent extension nears…

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• Man celebrates first day at new job by leaving early and threatening to burn down manager's house.

• Couple no longer alarmed by clock stuck in wall.

• RSPCA rescues …

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• 'Problem' cat elected to town council.

• Police investigation into hand dryer thefts hotting up.

• Common pineapple takes art world by storm.

• Ill-conceived low bu…

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• Croydon changes town motto to 'No Town is Perfect'.

• Crisis brewing as Japan faces 'super-mature' adult film star shortage.

• Man committed to moving lawn.

• Chari…

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• Black Magic Badger Killers to play fundraiser for neighbourhood witches.

• Unique Automated Blessing Robot wages holy war against own congregation.

• Local man believ…

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• Sad badger spotted at car boot sale.

• Council praised for installation of human faecal bags in local park.

• Grandmother takes scenic route to hospital appointment.

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• Bistro leaves unpleasant taste in mouth following ill-conceived joke.

• Man struggles to let go of dead brother. Literally.

• Cheating husband admits to morning Perno…

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• Middle aged man gatecrashes outward bound holiday for disadvantaged teens. 

• Cross-dressing basketball player passes peacefully after learning of Trump's impeachment. 
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• Nationwide chain store to stop stuffing rabbits into chocolate eggs for Easter. 

• Chelmsford in uproar following Burger King prank. 

• Pensioner claims full grown go…

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• Donkey with low self-esteem struggling to skate again.
• Renamed shopping street 'Archway to Hell' sees surprise decline in sales.
• Local town beats off stiff competition to …

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• Supermarket manager attempts to cut short impromptu guitar solo by eight-year-old.
• 'Celebrated' editor takes to his keyboard to vent fury at pigeon-feeding pensioner.
• Drun…

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• Jobseeker fails interview after struggling to answer probing questions.
• Corpse successfully contests rigged election.
• 'Greggs the Delicatessen' denies employing rats to ma…

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• New human speed bump proving unpopular with motorists.
• Man reluctantly admits that 3 hours in A&E preferable to watching Newcastle United.
• Cheltenham in shock after unripe…