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Stories this week include:

• Anonymous man fondles raw chicken.
• Royal Mail attempt to stop seagull going postal.
• New Happy Meal toy range proves extremely unpopular with customers.
• Neighbour mysteriou…

Stories this week include:

• Drunkard tries to snatch woman's furry companion. 
• Bears allowed to sh*t in woods again. 
• Spurned groom finds happiness in nearby field.
• Man brags about vast bird seed for…

Stories this week include:

• Man blames failed relationship on ghost of 7-foot circus ringmaster.

• Woman caught shaving legs in communal hotel pool states hot tub was already full.

• Residents of Co…

Stories this week include:

• Heroic boyfriend defends partner by throwing pillows at fox.
• PETA swoop to rescue already dead duck killed by boy.
• Sisters spot pensioner 'enjoying the view'.
• Company owne…

Stories this week include:

• Beloved family pet starts sh*tting in woods.
• Mastermind behind elaborate mail fraud finally unmasked.
• Drunken raver left feeling sheepish after opportunistic theft on way …

Stories this week include:

• Woman takes photograph of literally nothing.
• Con artist ensnares elderly parents in lost car scam.
• Local sh*thole ruined by royal wedding detritus.
• Child stranded in Bali …

Stories this week include:

• Peanut-addicted badgers lay waste to Scottish castle.
• Coconut arrested on suspicion of electoral fraud reduced to husk of former self.
• 'Equestrian Escorts' website shut do…

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Stories this week include:

• Coleslaw sandwich eating burglar comes to sticky end.
• Honeymooning couple embark on once-in-a-lifetime trip to Torquay.
• Thug assaults man, swims to France.
• Robbing hoodies…

Stories this week include:

• Motorcyclist stopped for speeding informs police that he has transcended the constraints of Road Traffic Law.
• Mindless vandals target bug hotel. 
• Richard Madeley claims Ga…

Stories this week include:

• Massive hologram of Vladimir Putin wins election by landslide.
• Thamesmead Swan Patrol disbands after failing their sole objective.
• Freezing temperatures results in Southea…

Stories this week include:

• Country Park Assistant Ranger refuses to give up on the fairies.
• Romantic proposes to Pineapple in Greggs the Delicatessen.
• Joker brandishes sausage roll in offensive mann…

Stories this week include:

• Jack Sparrow impersonator marries ghost of 300-year-old pirate.
• French police bring abrupt end to simian sightseeing trip.
• Man armed with slip of paper attempts post offic…

Stories this week include:

• Butcher wielding blood sausage facilitates release.
• Woman calls RSPCA over slipper welfare concerns.
• Equipped father heads to park for some alone time.
• Local council takes…

Stories this week include:

• Thamesmead Swan Patrol (TSP) forced to reduce daily patrols due to lack of interest.
• Surprise surge in chocolate coin sales as confusion surrounding cryptocurrency grows.
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Stories this week include:

• The spectre of Robin Hood stages intervention for local UFO expert.
• Manhunt continues for crazed, pin-wielding fugitive.
• Travelodge to offer new donkey befriending service…

Stories this week include:

• Faecal connoisseur shaves dog.
• Pensioner discovers unexploded courgette.
• Newcastle man admits that pasty tattoo was a misteak.
• Homeowner mourns the loss of front lawn.

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Stories this week include:

• Welsh defeat hostile octopuses.

• Remote village burns sacrificial wicker van to the God of broadband speeds.

• Bus company owner sacks entire workforce in order to foll…

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