Inspired Incompetence

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun t…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishmen…

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tablet…

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit dow…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go ov…

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitme…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, mu…

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, th…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pat…

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to gi…

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves.

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Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to clamor for the explicit version of the podcast. Then, they go over the mid-combat check in with the characters and delve deep into Argenus's flashbac…

We've made it to the entrance hallway to the undead production facility, but we still have the bouncer to deal with, and we apparently have some beef with his family. Then, a bit of Argenus's past tr…

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week and are joined by surprise guest Alex, who spends some time blaming tech support for his own problems before finally answering the first question asked …

After checking out the basement of Hammer Rock for a while, it's time to finally dig down to what we are really after. As is tradition, once we get down there, it's time to deal with another bouncer …

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second-guess proposed oaths and wax hopeful about some potential reunions with old friends. Then, the definitions of different video game genres ties…