Green Eggs... and Man?
When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 33
- Years Active
- 2021
12. Not My Step-Brother’s Keeper
Pages 22-23. (Image: https://bit.ly/3h7Bhsq)
“Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?”
Sam stands in a constructed box that hangs in a tree along with a proud fox. Abraham’s …
11. Exeunt Pursued by Chrome Theme
Pages 20-21. (Image: https://bit.ly/3heftu4)
“I do not like them
in a house.
...
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
Abraham angrily walks into some teal bushes, arms up in the air. The house now appears…
10. Peace 4 Vampires & Werewolves
Pages 18-19. (Image: https://bit.ly/2SgiotE)
“Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?”
Sam stands on the windowsill of a house. A mouse sits at a table, whereupon the f…
9. Something Something Booty Town
Pages 16-17. (Image: https://bit.ly/3glwlOV)
“I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them
Sam-I-am.”
Sam and the…
8. It’s a Kobayashi Maru, Y’all
Pages 14-15. (Image: https://bit.ly/3zj6iRp)
“Would you like them
here or there?”
Sam now holds two long pointing sticks capped with gloved hands, indicating two distinct locations. The green eggs …
7. Enter the Matrix
Pages 12-13. (Image: https://bit.ly/3wBIuG6)
“I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.”
Abraham holds up a hand to Sam’s plate of food indicating his refusal.
Hosts: We…
6. This Hand is Your Hand
Pages 10-11. (Image: https://bit.ly/3fxQtgj)
“Do you like
green eggs and ham?”
Sam serves green eggs and ham with an extended mechanical hand. Abraham braces himself as the newspaper pages fly abo…
5. This Ep, We're Gonna Be Positive!
Pages 8-9. (Image: https://bit.ly/3buruJH)
“That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!”
Abraham has dropped his newspaper and holds his hand in a clenched fist. A pink tail and f…
4. Enjoy... the Perfect Joke
Pages 6-7. (Image: https://bit.ly/3ewPKg1)
Sam reappears holding a new sign announcing “Sam I am.” Sam has whipped around the corner of the teal wall atop a large pink cat. Abraham sits to the left,…
3. Say Hello to Robot Dad
Pages 4-5. (Image: https://bit.ly/3nIlmmb)
Sam has whooshed past Abraham, who is sitting reading a newspaper. Sam and the dog are barely visible on the right page.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niem…
2. Once Upon a Time in Dog World
Pages 2-3. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xo4Dst)
A sign proclaiming “I am Sam” is displayed by a creature simultaneously doffing a red hat. This creature stands atop a dog-like animal bounding around a co…
1. Judging a Book by Its Cover
(Image: https://bit.ly/2QqRNJ4)
“Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss” A furry creature with a top hat bends over to inspect a plate of food with green eggs and ham amidst an orange background.
Hosts: …
*Trailer*
Welcome to Green Eggs... and Man?, the show where Wes and Adam break down a children's book one page at a time! In anticipation of Adam’s baby, we’ve gotta race to make sure this book is kid-safe and…