Green Eggs... and Man?
When Adam found out he was going to be a dad, he called his best friend, Wes, to help conquer the most essential parental task: the bedtime story! Each week, they read a single page of Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham to deem if it is appropriate for a newborn baby. They traverse complex thoughts such as the Hero’s Journey, solipsism, and Sex and the City—until the book starts to gain a mind of its own! New episodes drop every Tuesday.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 44 minutes
- Episodes
- 33
- Years Active
- 2021
32. Kan You Crack the Code?
Pages 62-63 (Image: https://bit.ly/3CKkeE8)
“I do so like
Green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!”
Abraham stands satisfied with his arm around Sam.thanks for going on this journey w…
31. Okay… Don’t Meet Your Heroes
Pages 60-61 (Image: https://bit.ly/30yEiMN)
“And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
…
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!”
Abraham and Sam walk out of the water.we are stuck…
30. Pleading Only Kinda Guilty
Pages 58-59 (Image: https://bit.ly/31uL5ap) “Say! I like green eggs and ham! ... And I would eat them with a goat…” Abraham holds a fork and smiles.welp we are on trial… not feeling great about our o…
29. Upbeat at Starfleet
Pages 56-57 (Image: https://bit.ly/3Cy5uZM)
Abraham frowns as he holds up a green egg with a fork.we are in starfleet world and we don’t know what’s real and what’s a kobayashi maru anymore...does an…
28. Seatbelts, Chekhov’s Gun (For Real This Time)
Pages 54-55 (Image: https://bit.ly/30YqR8U)
“Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.”
Waist-deep in water, Abraham begins to acquiesce to Sam.we’re looking for josette–has anyb…
27. Dying to Leave the Attic
Pages 52-53. (Image: https://bit.ly/3DMQJmg) “You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say.” Wading in water, Abraham considers his choice.please hel…
26. Nothing in the Basement
Pages 50-51. (Image: https://bit.ly/2YxlnRg)
“I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
Sam and Abraham continue their struggle while submerged underwater.we have arrived at jaime scary’s house (uh oh).Bubbles…
25. Every Podcast Needs a Road Trip
Pages 48-49. (Image: https://bit.ly/2Yn9vBB)
“I do not like green eggs and ham!”
Abraham asserts himself as he collides with the water.time to save wes with a roadtrip to toronto!All others appear p…
24. There Will Be Blood Drinking
Pages: 46-47. (Image: https://bit.ly/39w0h88) “I could not, would not, on a boat. … I do not like them ANYWHERE!” Everyone is falling in midair as they collide with the yellow boat.help is wes sick b…
23. it's the HoroscopE kilLer, peoPle!
Pages 44-45. (Image: https://bit.ly/2XBPuqq)
“Would you, could you, on a boat?”
The train launches off the railroad towards a yellow boat waiting in a body of water.we have a new guest who is scary.…
22. Totes My Goats
Pages 42-43. (Image: https://bit.ly/2VqOJj0)
“Could you, would you, with a goat?
I would not, could not, with a goat!”
As the train whizzes along, Sam lifts the hatch to a secret compartment containi…
21. Unleash Your Inner Mouse
Pages 40-41. (Image: https://bit.ly/3BDQitq)
“You do not like green eggs and ham?
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
Zoomed way out, the train chugs along on rickety rails as Abraham makes a proclamati…
20. bakiNg is sO greaT!
Pages 38-39. (Image: https://bit.ly/3jhvodg)
“Would you, could you, in the rain?
…
I do not like them anywhere!”
Rain smatters both the train and all the characters standing atop.we’ll focus on st…
19. Yikes! It’s the Fun Police!
Pages 36-37. (Image: https://bit.ly/385QnsX)
“Say! In the dark?
…
I would not, could not, in the dark.”
Deep in a dark cave, Sam and Abraham argue atop the train.
Hosts: Weston Scott & Adam Niem…
18. Really Very Topsy-Turvy
Pages 34-35. (Image: https://bit.ly/3xI4DTh)
“Not on a train! Not in a tree!
…
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them Sam-I-am!”
Abraham stands tall atop the train as it enters a tun…
17. All Aboard! (The Lincoln Special)
Pages 32-33. (Image: https://bit.ly/37vlkGL)
“A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?”
The car flings off the tree on a collision course with a speeding train. Only …
16. Countin’ Theories
Pages 30-31 (Image: https://bit.ly/3C4pjbj)
“I would not, could not, in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
…
I do not like them Sam-I-am.”
The shoe-car, perched precariously atop a tree, dangle…
15. So: Daredevil or Tree?
Pages 28-29. (Image: https://bit.ly/3rBJcBI)
“You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!”
Sam drives the car up a tree. Abraham sits on the hood, peering over the precipice. T…
14. You Want Fries With That?
Pages 26-27. (Image: https://bit.ly/3exhSiH)
“Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.”
Sam collides into Abraham with a car in t…
13. Nobody Puts Abie in a Box
Pages 24-25. (Image: https://bit.ly/36oUBv7)
“Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
...
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.”
Abraham storms over a red hill with his fist rais…