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The boys are (in the) back(yard) in town! The boys are (in the) back(yard) of town!

The Sizzlethon special (now clearly originally meant as a season finale) continues as the boys sit outside!

Get t…

The Sizzle boys are back!

They make breakfast, have nothing to say and go into INCREDIBLE detail of all correspondence between them for the last 2 years.

Welcome back to the sizzle!

I sat down with Dan Ham to go over some nostalgic childrens horror shows. The results shook me to the bone.

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Woah! Tuesday already?

Recorded months ago and lost to time, Parvo & I sat down to watch Shazam as 2 mega fans.

It's not a great film.

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We return to St. Paul MN with Andy Mattfield for a SHOCKING conclusion of... The CASE (case, case case) WAR! (war, war, war)

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Matt and I drove from Fargo ND to St. Paul MN and met up with buddy and fellow comedian Andy Mattfield in his BEAUTIFUL NEW HOME. I wanted to see if I could eat an entire case (30 burgers) of White C…

(Names Redacted) bring you the FINALE of this seasons adventure. (Hint Hint. Season 2 coming soon)

Timeline 1: (Names Redacted) have given up, they are tired and coming down from mushrooms and are re…

A week and a half into "A Very Sad Tour" in August, Alan & Matt got an Airbnb in Fargo North Dakota. At 2am, they watched Bloodsport, crashed from energy drinks, Alan ate half an ice cream cake and t…

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are peaking on mushrooms and are losing control. They try to apologize for the horrible things they said during this episode.

Timeline 2: (names redacted) say horrible …

Timeline 1: (names redacted) are on a spiraling mushroom trip while trying to give you context for this episode and give warnings about their space of mind at the time of recording.

Timeline 2: (name…

Will and Alan are back for a special Sizzle Sticks presentation!

'The Sizzlin' 7'

A mysterious woman gunslinger, Ellen, saunters into the town of Redemption looking for revenge. Her father was killed…

(Names Redacted) are back! It has been another few hours of digging deeper into secrets held within the universe (and beyond!) and our hosts discuss dead famous babies, Pyramids as batteries (certain…

As promised, here is a streaming version of Will Martins one-man-shoe "Total Loss" recorded LIVE at The Rockwell in Somerville MA June 15th. 

Thanks for all of the dedicated listeners, here's to a ni…

Wow! I saw Aladdin (2019) with some good friends and strong edibles. And we learned a lot. 

Once you get past the football shoes song, we mention the movie a few times. 

w/ Parvo and Dan Ham

The conclusion of the mini-series where I watched every Police Academy movie with friends.

Finally. It is 1am. We have watched every Police Academy movie and now the special ending with a 'Series Fin…

Part 6 of the mini-series where I sat and watched every Police Academy movie in a row with friends. 

By part 6 it is obvious I am losing my mind because I didn't plug in the equipment.

Will and Alan recap the series finale of Game of Thrones. 

We also have a segment with a friend that has only seen 4 seasons of the show and makes his own predictions about how the episode might ha…