Give Me Attention or Give Me Death

A collection of music, commercials and sketches for you.

"Chopper or Copter?"
All sketches by Oh God No
"Oh God No Theme Song" by Sex Dog
"Lonely Cowboy Man" by The Homebrews
"Aloha", "Soup Makin' Music"…

In this short series, I go over my year-long project of watching The Cat in The Hat every day that lasted from 9/25/2019-9/25/2020 and all the mistakes that brought me there.

For Part 1, I give a gene…

This is an UNLOCKED PATREON SHOW (show show show)

Every day, Alan answers one question from a listener and gives out advice. This is a collection of clips from volume 1-10 (Vol 58 is out now!)

For ALL …

This is a scathing review of my futile attempt at art in an attempt to turn it into higher art, while being manifested in arts lowest form. It's... A lot.

For the good stuff go to Patreon.Com/GiveMeAt…

Welcome to a special episode of "I Need Help! Please Help Me Now!" This program usually comes out every day over at Patreon.com/GiveMeAttention where Alan answers a listener-submitted question. Today…

Wow! It's the very first episode of Super Best Friends Music Show!
Dana, Joe & Alan are 3 of the very best friends and every week they take turns choosing a different album to discuss. It's a long-for…

Will and Alan are back at it again for a true sizzler of sizzling proportions. Last week, Will was replaced with a TR-08, now this week, the feud between the hosts begins to heat up as Alan takes edi…

In this whole NEW Sizzle Sticks, we introduce a brand new co-host! That's right, I replaced Will with a drum machine! Happy April Fools EAT SH*T WILL

Find even more fun over at Patreon.Com/GiveMeAtten…

WOW! The journey is over for these brothers & their motorcycle ways. Alan and Jim have now watched every episode of Sons of Anarchy and are here to recap the startling, 2 season long finale!

We discus…

That's right! The show deemed "Too sizzlin" for the main stream is now here!*
Will and Alan discuss bucket lists, The Bucket List, and apartment rentals in Alaska.

*Let our scheduling mishap turn into …

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching Sons of Anarchy in it's entirety so you never have to! This week, they save you LOTS of time by reviewing the rest of season 5! They also discuss…

Will and Alan come back to apologize for recording an episode TOO SIZZLING for the main feed (we looked at zillow listings in Alaska, watched The Bucket List trailer and talked about hopes & fears as…

Brothers Alan and Jimmy Richardson have been watching every episode of Sons of Anarchy to make sure nobody ever has to see this again.

Today, we present you with the long-fabled LOST episode of Richar…

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

Today, the brothers discuss Season 4, Episodes 8-…

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

Today, they discuss the first 7 episodes of seaso…

Brothers Alan and Jim Richardson are doing us all a favor... They are watching Sons of Anarchy and recapping it so nobody ever has to watch this show.

This week, hear what happens when the boys sat do…