Elfchild's Panda Show
Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!
- Update frequency
- every 75 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 73
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2025
Out and About: 5 - Captain America and Steve Jobs
Captain America, the death of Steve Jobs, "ethnic" food rejection, inability to control your breathing rate while talking, and being distracted by something that might be cake.
C…
00:23:48 |
Thu 13 Oct 2011
Episode 11 (Pt.3): Movies of 2010: The Upheaval
It's here! It's finally here! (Please try to contain your enthusiasm, so as to not stain the carpets. Thanks.) The final part of our long-running, seemingly neverending "Movies of 2010" series is her…
01:54:09 |
Sun 14 Aug 2011
Leaving Hogwarts
My slightly rant-y account of what Harry Potter has meant to me.
Special thanks (of course) to J.K. Rowling. -- http://www.jkrowling.com
The musical bits at the beginning and end are excerpts from …
00:18:47 |
Sat 16 Jul 2011
Various Noises for Eleven Minutes
Justin has an iPhone 4. Dani has an HTC Thunderbolt. When the two devices meet, magic ear sex ensues. Various sounds and goofy, sleep-induced laughter abound.
00:11:30 |
Mon 11 Jul 2011
Episode 11 (Pt.2): Movies of 2010: The Undeadening
In this episode, we discuss: Alice in Wonderland, Youth in Revolt, The Book of Eli, Easy A, Kick-Ass, Salt, Iron Man 2, Shrek Forever After and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Enjoy!
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02:22:38 |
Thu 16 Jun 2011
Episode 11 (Pt.1): Movies of 2010: The Birth
AKA the longest two hours and twenty-five minutes of your life! The horror! The unspeakable horror! :) Okay... not really. It's actually quite fun. The recording ran long and I (Justin) decided to ke…
02:25:03 |
Fri 29 Apr 2011
Out and About: 4 - The Green Hornet at Lennox
And so... off we went on one of our fairly rare outings as a couple. I (Justin) don't care for opening weekend showings, but Dani really wanted to get out of the apartment today. While waiting for th…
00:04:07 |
Mon 17 Jan 2011
Episode 9: Laughing Makes My Goolies Wobble
00:01:30 - Start of show...
00:06:40 - "We are not a racist couple..."
00:11:05 - "Suddenly, Strokey Grandma is not as fun."
00:20:21 - "We wish them despair because we love them."
00:20:49 - Cursin…
01:15:02 |
Fri 31 Dec 2010
Episode 8 (Pt. 3 of 3): In Which Justin Angers the Ghost of Falco
Ahoy! We doth be embarkin' on a journey through the last part o' ye olde 'Movies of 2009' series. It be damn old, but still funny in ways that be givin' ye scurvy! Har har har! :) Enjoy the voyage!
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01:38:54 |
Sun 06 Jun 2010
Episode 8 (Pt. 2 of 3): You Say Bajingo, I Say Vagoogity
Much later than promised, here is Part 2 of our 3-part Movies of 2009 episode. Sorry for some of the background noise during the intro. I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan, so when I boosted the aud…
01:08:35 |
Fri 21 May 2010
Episode 8 (Pt. 1 of 3): Those Brown Circle Things
Welcome to 2010!!! Um... three months late... (*blink blink*) Here's our Movies of 2009 episode. This was planned for January, but... obviously didn't happen. (Justin's moods/depression at fault, mos…
01:28:25 |
Tue 30 Mar 2010
Quickie - Movies of 2009 Review Request
This is a short listener request update. We're pretty sure our next show is going to be about films of 2009. Good films. Bad films. Some as big as your head. We'd like you to call us at 909-742-9268 …
00:04:12 |
Thu 21 Jan 2010
(Happy) New Year
This was supposed to be a 2-minute update. It... well... went on slightly longer. Happy 2010, peeps. Enjoy!
"Giant thighs and a crazy pelvis." Officially Justin's favorite line of the episode.
Mus…
00:32:34 |
Fri 01 Jan 2010
Jake + Justin: Ep.1 (Pt.3) - Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox
All fantastically beautiful things must eventually come to an end, as is the case with this delightful collaboration with the wise and powerful Jacob. (He commands the unholy power of the Zune!!!) Li…
01:12:47 |
Wed 23 Sep 2009
Jake + Justin: Ep.1 (Pt.2) - She's My Sister Too!
The geektastic fun continues as Justin and Jacob return for part two of their delightfully clumsy podcast romp. (Romp? Wha? How uncool!) Enjoy the randomosity! (I love fake words.)
Jake and Justin's…
00:50:21 |
Mon 10 Aug 2009
Jake + Justin: Ep.1 (Pt.1) - Vehicular Manslaughter Is Always A Giveaway
Justin's friend Jacob joins him for this multi-part recording that is half funny and half tragically flawed. (Love us?) Oh yeah, "multi-part" is code for "the dorks kept talking and had to hack the s…
01:03:54 |
Thu 30 Jul 2009
Out and About: 3 - Pride Two
F*cking wind. Gah! *slaps the wind* Another little tidbit recorded at Columbus Pride this year. Justin really didn't want to go (he doesn't do crowds well), but Dani loves the gayness. Avoid the ants…
00:02:44 |
Sat 20 Jun 2009
Out and About: 2 - Pride One
We were making an attempt at a small impromptu recording... until SHE arrived. (*insert ominous music here*)
Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos …
00:00:46 |
Sat 20 Jun 2009
Out and About: 1 - Movie Night
The first of our shorty recordings. We (that would be us) went to Movie Tavern to see some flicks. (A date! w00t!) "Year One" was new for both of us, and we saw "Star Trek" as well (1st time for Dani…
00:00:37 |
Fri 19 Jun 2009
Episode 7: Skittle Flavored Joy Juice
There are no creepy Coldplay puppets here.
Notes:
*The poop machine and his successors
*A very gay, very musical episode
*Daniel's mum and Girls Gone Wild?
*The Day The Earth Stood Still / Coraline …
01:23:01 |
Sat 11 Apr 2009
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