Elfchild's Panda Show
Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly (and dorky) as he appears. Their episodes aren't released on a particular schedule, but they always come back eventually. They don't usually have a set topic, but they try (and often fail) to stay on a certain track. Listen to their audio! Listen, I say!
- Update frequency
- every 75 days
- Average duration
- 52 minutes
- Episodes
- 73
- Years Active
- 2007 - 2025
Update: A Quick Word from Adele and DeeDee
Naturally, I waited a month to upload this. I am a procrastinating garbage creature. Enjoy!
00:10:33 |
Sun 29 Jun 2025
Out and About 18: Boba and Science!
We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)
00:54:33 |
Thu 17 Oct 2024
Update: Binaural Booze
In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.
00:23:13 |
Sun 31 Dec 2023
Ep. 25: Hugging Gwen and Other Tales
In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.
01:46:02 |
Sat 27 Aug 2022
Update: Dani's Not in the Scioto
Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.
00:04:37 |
Thu 07 Apr 2022
Ep. 24: Doldrums Marinara Windmill Firefly
Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your fa…
01:46:37 |
Tue 26 Oct 2021
Mini Episode: For the record, it was off the air before we were born...
Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.
00:28:53 |
Thu 31 Dec 2020
Ep. 23: Cover Your Ears, Breetnuh!
This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your…
01:31:30 |
Tue 31 Mar 2020
![Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]](http://assets.libsyn.com/images/theburrow/22b_album_art_1400.png)
Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 2 of 2]
Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's …
01:19:12 |
Tue 27 Aug 2019
![Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]](http://assets.libsyn.com/images/theburrow/22_album_art_1400.png)
Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]
In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April,…
01:30:02 |
Wed 31 Jul 2019
Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)
2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the …
01:46:35 |
Tue 01 Jan 2019
![...Fruity and Asian [Update]](http://assets.libsyn.com/images/theburrow/dinosurfart_1400.png)
...Fruity and Asian [Update]
The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.
00:29:26 |
Tue 26 Jun 2018
![Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]](http://assets.libsyn.com/images/theburrow/eps_static_1400.png)
Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]
Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!
01:16:41 |
Tue 09 Jan 2018
Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts
Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)
00:06:04 |
Thu 12 Jan 2017
Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre
We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.
00:13:50 |
Tue 08 Nov 2016
Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You
In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and …
01:27:31 |
Thu 08 Sep 2016
Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense
It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!
01:30:15 |
Mon 01 Feb 2016
Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center
Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. …
00:06:11 |
Fri 06 Nov 2015
Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)
Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.
03:03:39 |
Mon 05 Oct 2015
Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?
What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as b…
00:07:11 |
Mon 14 Sep 2015
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