Don't Go Outside

Episode 33 – Burt Packs Out A Pair Of Tights

Happy New Year and welcome to the first Don’t Go Outside of 2020!

After a little break, the guys are back and raring to go as they talk about their new year…

Episode 32 – A Merry Monicas Christmas

As St. Noddy is destined to scream every December…IT’S CHRISTMAS! And who are we to argue.

In this special festive episode these fatted turkeys talk all that is C…

Episode 31 – Joaquin The Beard Spider

In this week’s episode the guys talk about Dean’s secret smooth jazz habit, what they really thought about the Joker movie, and we ask if it’s really a good idea …

Episode 30 – Has Elvis Left The Building?

In this week’s episode the guys ask if it’s possible to save the planet by eating babies, Allen’s board game idea gains pace, and Dean floors us all with an E…

Episode 29 – Hitler’s Last Sandwich

In this week’s episode the guys get hairy as they talk male grooming, Allen unveils his idea for a brand new board game, and Dean recalls the legend of Spring Heele…

Episode 28 – The Highgate Vampire

In this week’s episode the guys talk schoolyard Olympics, psychotic dwarves and fantastic vampire hunters. Enjoy!!

So, break out the garlic, relax, but whatever you do…

Episode 27 – The Piggy Butcher

In this week’s episode the guys talk food, spooky spacemen, and piggy butchers. Allen reveals his Salem's Lot fixation, and we hear their top 3 horror movie scares. Enjo…

Episode 26 – Hail Satan!

If we had to give you one piece of advice this Halloween it’s this…never name the sacrificial goat. R.I.P Keith. 

In this week’s episode we hear Allen’s list of things you shou…

Episode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy Cult

Episode 25 – A Good Clean Sexy Cult

In this week’s report Pete discovers that horses can sit down, Allen reveals why he pays way too much for his gummy bears, and De…

Episode 24 – Nine Months Gregnant 

As the nights start drawing in, the leaves fall from the trees, and the smell of Allen’s Catkins hangs heavy in the air, you know the time is near…for the next episo…

Episode 23 – The Day They Went Outside

They only went and did it!
They did the one thing they've been telling you not to do...they went outside.
 
Dean takes the guys to see his pride and joy, the apple …

Episode 22 – The Green Fingered Dandy

Hello…fancy seeing you here!

Dean returns from his Welsh adventure with news of a new purchase and catches up on all the news he’s missed while he was away. Which,…

Episode 21 - Turkish Delight

With great power comes great responsibility…which is a little frightening because there’s very little evidence of responsibility here!

POW! Pete delivers all the important …

Episode 20 – The First Rule Of Flight Cum Is…

Spark up a fat one and bring out the gimp! 

It can get a bit boring here in the cabin, so when Al indulges in “Da Herb” things can get a little unpredictab…

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…you get shot by an Iguana!

Confused? Well, do yourself a favour and listen to this. It’ll make a lot more sense.

Due to a very troublesome gnat…

Episode 18 – 12 years a cobbler

This week the guys drink your milkshake as they talk about what they would do if they could drop off the grid and live their perfect life, their ideal choice for Prime …

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Answers on a postcard, because one of these dudes can’t tell the difference!

This week’s report sees the guys talk about their favourite biopics. That’s a f…

Episode 16 – There’s A Saucy Goose In The Danger Zone

Hollywood… Da Da Da Da Da something…Hollywood!

This week we go to the movies as the guys discuss their top 80’s blockbusters. Some are from the 70’…

Episode 15 – Chernobyl Drop Off

What is a Raccoon Dog?

Is a Swan a female Goose? (Give you three guesses!)

And exactly what colour is the Devils nutting bag?

Dean has a nightmare and delves into the mean…

As the Zombie apocalypse rages (Remember that?), and Brexit looms large, the guys chew over the weeks hot topics.

WTF is a Cow Magnet?

What are their top three funny films?

Do ducks have a sense of smel…