Don't Go Outside

The words National Treasure are becoming an increasingly overused phrase, usually reserved for aging Dames and Great British Bake-off presenters. But the passing of a real legend reminds us of the tr…

Whether it’s a barren Zombie infested wasteland, or an aging 80’s TV presenter, there’s always something waiting around the corner to bleed you dry. Not a happy thought but a life lesson non-the -les…

Hello! How have you been? Ah…sorry to hear that, but enough about you. We’ve got a bumper podcast to get through so strap in. Allen tells us about his trip to Alton Towers, and what rides he chickene…

Friends…Listeners…Podcasters…Lend us your lugholes! That, dear listeners, is the war cry of someone who’s just watched Gladiator 2, or II, if you’re of the TikTok generation. And as we walk, wearily,…

If you go down to the woods today you may be in for a big surprise…but if you hear the distant sound of a duelling banjo then you’d better get out of there sharpish. Yes, that’s right, Dean’s watched…

From Penguins to dancing bears, this episode has it all. Think Harrison Ford went off the boil after Temple of Doom? Think Again. Think Al would make a good Robin Hood? You’re wrong. But if you’re th…

I’m going be straight up with you, this episode may be a little Marvel heavy for the casual listener. But let’s be honest, if you’re still listening 87 episodes in then you know what to expect. But i…

Yes, we can talk about the heroic efforts of the England squad in the Euros. Yes, we can talk about our high hopes for Deadpool & Wolverine. But all of this, surely, pales into insignificance when co…

 It’s that time of year again. Doesn’t it half come round quick!? That time when we all say that it’s doesn’t feel at all Christmassy. But its here so deal with it. So, to continue the un-festive fee…

What are sweetbreads? What is a Bisto dip? Does Eternia have a DFS? 

These are just some of the questions asked in this meaty episode as Pete gets busy chomping on a cows face, Dean tries to buy Slipk…

There are many ways to go. Most of us would like to think that we’ll slip away in our sleep at a ripe old age, surrounded by family and loved ones. But some, misguided, adventurous fools, will die sc…

There’s nothing more attractive than a man who knows how to handle his tool. A man who knows his Tube Nuts from his flange bolt thingy. Yes, creating fire from scratch can be impressive, but can you …

Now look here. DGO are not ones to preach (much), but now and again there are important topics that need to be addressed and the stigma around men getting their prostate checked is one such issue. Ye…

In order for any society to thrive there needs to be stability, an order to things. You can’t have people changing things willy-Nilly, making up their own rules and challenging the Status Quo when th…

Want to hear Dean talk about his trip to New York? “Fuhgeddaboudit!” 

Want to hear Allen’s secret to making the perfect ‘slaw’? “Hey! I’m walking here!”

This episode has these, and other bits, cleverly…

Birthdays are something to celebrate. Whether you go for a family meal, a classy wine tasting or a naked bungee jump in the Aldi carpark, they should be treasured. Especially when you get to the age …

“I’ll be back.” “Get to the chopper!” “I did not get my maid pregnant.” These are just a few quotes from arguably one of the greatest action stars, and indeed Arnolds, of all time…Schwarzenegger!

From…

We all love walking into our favourite pub. The friendly barman / woman pouring you a well-earned pint of your usual / small sherry, putting your favourite song on the jukebox, pig snacks in hand wai…

This episode takes us to the land of the Pharaohs, the Great Pyramids…The home of the Mummy! What is an Egypt? We’ll find out.

In other matters, Allen suffers a dirty great spider bite, but unfortunat…

As Dean and Pete say goodbye to their long time top band Kiss (for the second time), and Allen laments on the demise of The Arctic Monkeys, our thought take a darker turn. We hark back to those late …