Why so serious? "They call me Mister Tibbs!"
As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.
The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder.
It was a whey in a manger.
Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away.
There is a black man who listens to racist jokes. He laughs at jokes about blacks being lazy, ugly, and unintelligent. He enjoys jokes about black women as perpetually pregnant parasites chasing welf…
A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.”
Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.
Brian E Pardee
Published: May 25, 2020
Feelings And Perspective
Some feelings are shallow, some feelings are deep.
Some make us smile, some make us weep.
Some we love, some we don't.
FIFO – Full hands in, Full hands out; First in, First out- Referring to prepped food items.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
"I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila."
"Trying to make it from the bottom. His sins/Feeling as hard as Vince Carter's knee cartilage is." Earl Sweatshirt
“If skills sold, truth be told, I’d probably be
Lyrically, Talib Kweli
Truthfully, I wanna rhyme like Common Sense
But I did 5 mill’ – I ain’t been rhyming like Common since.”
Jay-Z – ‘Moment of Clarity’
“Brain cells are lit. Ideas start to hit
Next the formation of words that fit
At the table I sit, making it legit
And when my pen hits the paper.”
Big Daddy Kane – ‘Ain’t No Half Steppin’‘