Darren Gray's Circus Parade

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

How do you starve a black person?
Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Get up on the down stroke, that is if you can sing and dance. - George Day

Your either living where you are or you just live where you at! - Darren Gray

Let he who without sin read The Oklahoma Gazette!

 “Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.”

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

PRINCE a pile a tea!

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing and mean your mother.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.