Close But Way Off
Comedians Abbas Wahab and Jordan Policicchio chronicle their rise in the stand-up and acting worlds while taking unfounded shots at pop culture and current events.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 64
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2024
Superbowl, Tucker Carlson Interview, Kanye West | #44
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the excitement surrounding the upcoming Superbowl, sharing their predictions and anticipations for the event, the formula of virality, exploring wha…
From Drakes D*ck to the Best Cereals | #43
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start by discussing Drake's leaked video, offering their takes on the viral sensation. The hosts share a humorous discussion about picking one's nose and how it a…
Taylor Swift, Vince McMahon, Brendan Schaub | #42
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan explore a diverse range of topics. They kick off with a discussion about Taylor Swift, diving into her latest music and cultural impact, reflections on garbage me…
Saltburn, Touque culture in BC, Google D*ck Reviews | #41
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan rant about being mad at BC Ferries, sharing their amusing frustrations with the ferry service, the uncomfortable topic of diarrhea and pooping on the road, offeri…
Will Smith, The Rock for PRESIDENT,Driving to Kamloops from Kelowna | #40
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan start with a discussion about Jada and Will Smith, reminiscing about the greatness of Will Smith's career, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson running for president, adding…
Katt Williams, Stephen Hawking, Cheese Wheels |#39
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a lively discussion on Katt Williams' viral interview on "Club Shay Shay," Where he goes in on Steve Harvey, Cedric The Entertainer, and Kevi…
The TOP Bald Heads, Greek Names, Boarder Patrol | #38
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a humorous take on "Life as a bald," and the top bald heads in the industry, Greek names, Mia Khalifa, ranks in the military, border patrol power tr…
Vin Diesel, Finding the balance in Islam, Dave Chappelle's "The Dreamer" | 37
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with the unexpected twist in Vin Diesel's life with new speculations and accusations recarding workplace misconduct on the set of Fast Five, Paul Walker'…
Jonathan Majors Found GUILTY, Being in the Remedial Class, The State of Electric Cars | #36
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off with a discussion on Jonathan Majors being found guilty, unraveling the complexities of the legal system and its impact on individuals, the enigmatic Je…
Godzilla Minus 1, Shohei Ohtani's HUGE Deal, Second City Improv Classes | #35
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the intriguing world of mobsters and general contractors, the challenge of getting Abbas into video games, Shohei Ohtani's new contract making it the bigg…
The Napoleon Movie, Indian vs Italian Food, Gym Stories | #34
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick off the conversation with a discussion about the historical film "Napoleon," Canadian medical wait times, unhealthy food ingredients, Gym etiquette becomes a…
Celebrity Onlyfans Accounts, The new Napoleon Movie, The Joys of car shopping | #33
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Jordan's exciting process shopping for a car, celebrity OnlyFans accounts, exploring the endeavors of Iggy Azalea, Cardi B, and Tyga. They di…
P Diddy, The Phoenix effect in comedy, Israel Palestine | #32
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into a diverse array of topics, sparking lively and insightful discussions. They kick things off with the intriguing question: "What did Diddy do?" explorin…
Taylor Swift ,Willem Dafoe's Large Member, The Bat Flip | #31
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a discussion about the challenges of dealing with drunk people at a show, providing insights into the unpredictable nature of live performanc…
DiCaprio's Acting, Saskatchewan Oil Money, The Best Comedy Movies | #30
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the world of video games, sharing their gaming experiences, tips on how to get flies, providing a light-hearted and practical perspective. They recount …
Nightmare Audience, Beauty of Being Fired, and Wild Things Elon Says | #29
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the unexpected beauty of being fired and the valuable lessons that can arise from such experiences, adventures in coming back from Northern Ontario shows,…
Football Callback, God Level Actors, What YOUR Gym Attire Says About YOU|#28
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences with the nail-biting football call back, M. Night Shyamalan, what makes a "god level" actor. The art of reading people based on their gym …
Logan Paul Vs Dillon Danis, Jada Pinket vs Will Smith, Canadian Medical System | #27
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dissect the Logan Paul vs. Dillon Dannis Fight and the dynamics of celebrity boxing, Jada Pinkett's coments and her relationship with Will Smith, alimony and the …
Getting Scammed, Burberry Umbrellas, Pickleball | #26
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their humorous and enlightening experiences with scams. They kick things off with Abbas recounting his VERY RECENT "comedy scam" story, shedding light on th…
Travis and Taylor, Bad Improv, and that Mel Gibson Wisdom | #25
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into a mix of intriguing topics. They begin with a discussion about the new Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift relationship and its potential impact on his career…