Close But Way Off
Comedians Abbas Wahab and Jordan Policicchio chronicle their rise in the stand-up and acting worlds while taking unfounded shots at pop culture and current events.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 64 minutes
- Episodes
- 64
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2024
South Sudan vs USA, Twisters Review, Back to school shopping, THE FINAL EPISODE | #64
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into the classic movie "Twister," discuss the South Sudan vs. USA basketball match, and reminisce about back-to-school shopping. Jordan shares his recent tri…
That time I got a Racist Couple Arrested, Selling Comedy, Not Like Us | #63
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan dive into what it's like when your girl gets you new things to wear, the art of selling comedy.Drake vs Kendrick Lamar aftermath wanting to drive a Porche 996, wh…
Kill Tony, Gladiator 2 & F1 Trailer, The Ontario Phone Ban | #62
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle everything from getting heckled in Winnipeg, skyrocketing prices at Roots, why Greeks and Italians are info junkies, compare police officer work to teacher…
Nate Jackson's Crowd work Joint, Celtics win the NBA Championship, What apple NEEDS to do | #61
In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan dive into Nate Jackson’s “Crowd Work Joint” and share insights on creating crowd work material, championship sports, performing comedy in the…
Furiosa is losing money, Things to know when pregnant, Finding Faith at your lowest | #60
In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan tackle a fascinating mix of topics. They kick off with a humorous debate on the concept of an "iDick", popping pimples, historical perspectiv…
Why Trump Will Win, Islam Makhachev Vs Dustin Poirier at UFC 302, Kanye's Masks | #59
In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan cover a wide range of topics. They starting with the challenges of purchasing property and doing lawn work, the implications of a cashless so…
Tires by Shane Gillis, Jordan's Wedding, Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson | #58
In today's episode of Close But Way Off, Abbas and Jordan talk about Jordan's wedding and the booming wedding business, Tyson vs. Paul, Shane Gillis' new show Tires, Abbas's latest direct content end…
Bad Bunny In English, Driving In Toronto, The end of Kendrick Vs Drake |#57
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan tackle the chaos of driving in Toronto, the curious fashion Balenciaga, skullet dreadlocks, and the mouthwatering allure of Badiali Pizza. They discuss the ending…
The Roast Of Tom Brady, Boeing Whistleblowers, Shaq Beefs with Shannon Sharpe | #56
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the surprising revelation that reading improves acting skills, as Earl (Jordan's new acting coach) insists, deep contemplations about the afterlife, st…
Kendirck Lamar Vs Drake, Opening A US Bank Account, Comedy in New York|#55
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a debate over Drake versus Kendrick Lamar Dis-tracks, Abbas shares his exciting news of receiving approval to work in America, sparking a dis…
Schools are Banning Phones, Is AG1 Good, Badiali Pizza | #54
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan review of "Godzilla X King Kong", Jordan shares his unapologetic enjoyment of a good old-fashioned bathroom break and his newfound obsession with AG1, Abbas prepa…
Civil War A24, Suits, UFC 300 | #53
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off by exploring the world of acting classes and techniques, shedding light on the craft of performance, UFC 300, Abbas Saw Katt Williams in Nashville…
Kieth Lee in Toronto , Trudeau AI Scam, Just for Laughs | #52
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan talk about the YouTube algorithms and the impact of shorts on content visibility, AI scams and their potential pitfalls, Netflix's "Unlocked: A Jail Experiment", …
Godzilla X Kong, Time Travel Movies, The Problem With AI | #51
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discus Joseph Gordon-Levitt, delving into his versatile career and memorable performances, time-travel movies, review the new movie Godzilla X Kong The New Empire…
Yolanda Hadid, Model Headshots, Wealthy Families | #50
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan delve into the fascinating evolution of dogs to whales, Yolanda Hadid's timeless beauty cautionary tale about falling for a modeling agency scam, wealthy families…
Bully Maguire, Audience Psychology, DiCaprio vs Pitt | #49
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan share their experiences doing a show in Harriston, offering insights into the unique dynamics of small-town audiences, the psychology of the audience, discussing …
Quite on Set, Theshaderoom, Fasting for Ramadan | #48
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with Abbas's exciting new audition, sharing insights into the unpredictable world of showbiz, discuss the thrill of betting on eBay and share amus…
Dune 2, Terry Crews' Shay Shay Interview, JFL Drama | #47
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan discuss the demise of JFL for a brief but pivotal 30 minutes, Terry Crews' intriguing interview on "Club Shay Shay," and the highly anticipated sequel, "Dune 2,"
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Shane Gillis Returns to SNL, The Chicken Hustle, Levels of Bears | #46
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their MW2 Prestige days and the thrill of leveling up. The hosts share amusing anecdotes about hus…
Presidential Merch, Rich Saudi's, Canadian Real Estate vs Literal Castles | #45
In today's episode, Abbas and Jordan kick things off with a candid discussion on politics, offering their unique perspectives on current events and political dynamics, the intriguing world of preside…