Cheryl’s Bitches
Riverdale lovers/haters Evan and Allison break down each episode of the the iconic series, Riverdale. Follow chapter by chapter as they explore the complex plot lines, iconic quotes, and general chaos. Each week they try to answer some of our times greatest questions. Like which Riverdale characters are gay? Who has the most iconic outfits? And what happened to that Dairy Queen?
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- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 66 minutes
- Episodes
- 77
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Chapter 16: The Watcher in The Woods
Allison and Evan discuss woke Fred Andrews, the homophobic Betty Cooper moodboard, and how Kevin Keller did nothing wrong.
00:54:26 |
Thu 18 May 2023
Chapter 15: Nighthawks
In this instant classic of an episode Evan and Allison discuss the inherent homoeroticism of threatening to release your cousin’s snuff film and the prison industrial complex. And Allison sings 3 sep…
01:02:06 |
Thu 11 May 2023
Chapter 14: A Kiss Before Dying
In the season 2 premiere, Allison and Evan discuss the arrival of Hiram “Daddy” Lodge, Fred’s brush with death, and Hermione not letting go of the Cristal.
00:52:00 |
Thu 04 May 2023
Bonus: Riverdale Meme Reaction
In this season 1 bonus episode, Allison and Evan react to circa-2017 Riverdale memes. It’s a lot of fun.
01:00:28 |
Thu 20 Apr 2023
Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter
On this finale, Allison and Evan discuss Serpent Slut™️ memes, Archie leading Betty on for no reason, and the future of Riverdale.
01:17:25 |
Thu 06 Apr 2023
Chapter 12: Anatomy of a Murder
Evan and Allison identify many plotholes in the penultimate episode of the season! #SpareUsTheMiddleClassMorality #WhereEvenIsToledo
01:02:42 |
Thu 30 Mar 2023
Chapter 11: To Riverdale and Back
Allison and Evan discuss why Riverdale is an indie darling show, if Veronica has the emotional bandwidth to deal with Archie, and if Pop’s milkshakes are in the recommended diet of pregnant women.
01:16:20 |
Thu 23 Mar 2023
Chapter 10: The Lost Weekend
In the most giggly episode yet, Allison and Evan discuss Alice’s invasions of privacy, our feelings about Secrets and Sins and how Kevin is the voice of gay Twitter.
01:11:52 |
Thu 16 Mar 2023
Chapter 9: La Grande Illusion
Allison and Evan discuss if Archie is a nepotism baby and if Cheryl is crazy or just a 15 year old girl.
01:09:51 |
Thu 09 Mar 2023
Episode 8: The Outsiders
Allison and Evan discuss one-on-one sports ;), creepy baby nightlights and Kevin’s taste in fashion.
00:58:25 |
Thu 02 Mar 2023
Chapter 7: In a Lonely Place
Evan speculates on how Polly would perform on Survivor, Allison talks about the “We could’ve had a real good life Archie’s dad” iconic Tumblr post, and they both struggle to understand timelines.
01:09:04 |
Thu 23 Feb 2023
Chapter 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!
Allison and Evan discuss the lost Josie and the Pussycats TV show, construction workers’ role in gentrification, and #Archerie.
01:00:13 |
Thu 16 Feb 2023
Chapter 5: Heart of Darkness
Allison and Evan discuss funeral etiquette, family rivalries and living in a post-Grundy world.
00:53:53 |
Thu 09 Feb 2023
Chapter 4: The Last Picture Show
We rant about Harry Styles, the cultural impact of The Talented Mr. Ripley, Betty’s detective skills, and how much we hate Miss Grundy.
01:09:07 |
Thu 02 Feb 2023
Chapter 3: Body Double
Cheryl gives a clickbait confession. Allison defends a Diablo Cody. Evan delivers another anti-Grundy rant.
01:14:44 |
Fri 27 Jan 2023
Chapter 2: Touch of Evil
Allison and Evan discuss episode 2 of Riverdale, in which Archie texts “R U up?”, Cheryl is #RiverdaleStrong, and Betty is dealing with her feelings.
01:19:00 |
Thu 19 Jan 2023
Chapter One: The River’s Edge
Allison and Evan explore the pilot of the greatest show of all time. Allison proposes a tattoo idea and overanalyzes Tegan and Sara lyrics. Evan speculates on Betty’s possible drug use?
01:33:16 |
Mon 09 Jan 2023
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