Cheryl’s Bitches
Riverdale lovers/haters Evan and Allison break down each episode of the the iconic series, Riverdale. Follow chapter by chapter as they explore the complex plot lines, iconic quotes, and general chaos. Each week they try to answer some of our times greatest questions. Like which Riverdale characters are gay? Who has the most iconic outfits? And what happened to that Dairy Queen?
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- Update frequency
- every 9 days
- Average duration
- 66 minutes
- Episodes
- 77
- Years Active
- 2023 - 2025
Bonus: Riverdale Buzzfeed Quizzes and Imagines
For season 2’s bonus episode, Allison and Evan play fuck, marry, kill and ship or dip with riverdale characters, read some frankly traumatizing imagines, question the internet’s thirst for Sweet Pea …
01:04:47 |
Thu 14 Dec 2023
Chapter 35: Brave New World
The season 2 finale! Jughead fights to keep the serpents alive, Archie is a dumbass, and we see the seeds of the cult antics to come.
00:57:18 |
Thu 02 Nov 2023
Chapter 34: Judgement Night
All of Riverdale is in pure chaos, someone tries to murder Veronica, someone else tries to murder Archie, someone else tries to murder Betty and Jughead (almost) gets murdered.
01:08:50 |
Thu 26 Oct 2023
Chapter 33: Shadow of a Doubt
The Black Hood is back, Fangs goes to jail, Archie loses control over the Dark Circle and finally chooses his dad over his daddy.
01:12:46 |
Thu 19 Oct 2023
Chapter 32: Prisoners
In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss why the river vixens have funeral uniforms, if Archie is worth a million dollar ransom, is Sheriff Keller actually a good sheriff and who is Chic really?
01:04:00 |
Thu 12 Oct 2023
Chapter 31: A Night to Remember
It’s the Carrie musical episode! Ethel is jealous, the Black Hood is back(!) and Allison and Evan do far too much singing.
00:55:38 |
Thu 05 Oct 2023
Chapter 30: The Noose Tightens
Toni tries to break Cheryl out of conversion therapy, Archie betrays his dad for his daddy, and Alice puts her snake skin back on.
01:01:15 |
Thu 07 Sep 2023
Chapter 29: Primary Colors
JH runs an actually successful protest, Cheryl gets sent to conversion therapy, and Andy Cohen is there.
01:11:35 |
Thu 31 Aug 2023
Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood
Archie takes a blood oath to Hiram, Jughead finally figured out what the Lodges evil plan is, and we quote “We could’ve had a real good life, Archie’s Dad” 7 times.
01:10:04 |
Thu 24 Aug 2023
Chapter 27: The Hills Have Eyes
It’s the Love Simon episode!!! Cheryl and Toni go on their first date to Love Simon, Kevin goes to this gay rom-com (Love Simon) alone, and the rest of the gang has a romantic weekend at Lodge Lodge …
01:19:49 |
Thu 17 Aug 2023
Chapter 26: The Tell-Tale Heart
Betty hides a body, Archie shows unreasonable loyalty and Fred may or may not have been using undocumented Canadian workers this whole time?
01:01:58 |
Thu 10 Aug 2023
Chapter 25: The Wicked and the Divine
Allison and Evan discuss Veronica’s confirmation, Catholicism, Cole Sprouse’s acting, and icon Papa Poutine.
01:17:19 |
Thu 03 Aug 2023
Chapter 24: The Wrestler
In this frankly iconic episode, Allison and Evan discuss homoerotic wrestling, if Chic is hot or not, and the fact that Hiram Lodge has definitely suffered from Kinsey 2 allegations.
01:14:22 |
Thu 20 Jul 2023
Chapter 23: The Blackboard Jungle
In this episode, Allison and Evan react to Southside High shutting down, Betty finding her long lost brother, and explain why Veronica and Archie are actually soulmates.
01:08:35 |
Thu 13 Jul 2023
Chapter 22: Silent Night, Deadly Night
In this episode, Allison and Evan discuss
Jughead skinning a woman, the Barchie kiss and the black hood getting caught!
01:05:33 |
Thu 06 Jul 2023
Chapter 21: House of the Devil
Allison and Evan discuss one of the most insane episodes of Riverdale (yes, the one where Betty strips to Mad World).
00:57:26 |
Thu 29 Jun 2023
Chapter 20: Tales from the Darkside
Allison and Evan discuss one of the best Jarchie plotlines, Cheryl’s problematic behavior, and why you should always trust your women’s intuition.
01:14:47 |
Thu 22 Jun 2023
Chapter 19: Death Proof
In a frankly chaotic episode, Allison and Evan discuss the sugarman, FP’s return, and the ethics of street racing.
00:55:37 |
Thu 15 Jun 2023
Chapter 18: When a Stranger Calls
Allison addresses “your mom still dresses you slay-core”. Evan raves about Alice Cooper gaslighting and slaying. And they explain why you shouldn’t go into abandoned houses even if a serial killer te…
01:16:56 |
Thu 08 Jun 2023
Chapter 17: The Town That Dreaded Sundown
In this episode, Evan and Allison discuss an underreported problematic Archie moment, the ethics of vigilantism and how Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.
00:59:34 |
Thu 01 Jun 2023
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