Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

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A hot mess of alternative scenes, audience added outtakes, strange sound effects and impossible sketches that somehow feel strangely …

Tricia wants nothing more than a normal family and a quiet life. Life has other plans for her.

Gordon wants for his wife to be happy. But life has other plans for him too. 

And now, tonight, in a smal…

Kelvin The Robot goes shopping, family ties are explored in "Cops on Blocks," Dale Allen looks into Road Rage and Matt and Kev return from their road trip, but have they found the Marple?

Listen in to…

Imagine if you will, a man calling the same number four times, expecting different results each time.

Is this the type of man you would assume will one day, run the country?

A buffoon, loon, a baboon, …

Can Matt and Kev find the missing Marple?

Can Ian save Stella from Juggy Brown?

Can Duke Render turn up on time or at least within a few miles of his target?

Can Chester the dog save Bundy and Ted from …

Matt and Kev are on hot on the trail of their missing Marple as Stella finds her old magic doesn't work on everyone.

Duke Render finds himself off target, Dale Allen sets his sights on a prime story w…

What was that? A foghorn, a chocolate advert, a werewolf, the swooping of a dragon?

Just one more thing... how many Marples make a cupboard full of Marples?

Find out the answers to these pressing que…

We're back for a second season and returning in style as we present "Too many Marples" a story within the sketch show, inside the comedy podcast.

A murder, mystery just waiting to be solved nine tim…

Episode #9 is here.

Join Patrick MacNee as he fights Ogre's, dragons and applies for car insurance whilst introducing the second season of the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast.

Steed is back in the saddle; dres…

Bundy and Ted have always dreamt about seeing the stars but maybe tonight they should have their telescope facing at the Earth.

Are they already here? Do they walk among us? Can we even see them?

Join …

For Dale Allen: This is his chance to interview a cultural phenomenon.

For Lead Detective Michaels: This is his chance to finally get that promotion.

For Charlie: This is his chance to turn years of wr…

Do you need advise? Then give Aunty Mable a call.

Need a door knocker. Don't go to this shop.

Argh... stop throwing fish at me, I'm trying to write an episode summary.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Mat…

Welcome to Passport Control, if only there was an I.T system's analyser on hand on to help.

Bundy invents a machine to see the night's sky whilst we find out how hurricanes get their names.

Cat Noir is…

This is war. Herons vs Humans and Herrings. Time to rebrand.

Meanwhile Ian gets a shock, Dale has his photo taken and Stargazing Live receive a rather upsetting email.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Ma…

Dale Allen meets the sinister surgeon Dr Karlous Kennedious as the Grand Visor of the Ninth Siege of the Cult of Herons addresses his followers.

Ian and Stella talk wildlife, whilst John decides to bu…

There is a Heron trapped in-between the sketches on the podcast. Someone please send help.

Meanwhile Kelvin the Robot replaces the white goods in Alfie's kitchen, Stella stands by Ian and Dale Allen u…

Kev and Matt start their podcast whilst Dale Allen makes a terrible mistake, Charlie tries his hand at horror, Danny Peaks makes an urgent call and Stella just can't get the words right.

Cat Noir is …

Welcome to the world of Cat Noir. A comedy sketch show within a podcast.

Cat Noir is Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Find us @catnoirpodcast on Instagram.

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