Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

It’s the semi-final of one of the world’s most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.

Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one.

Writte…

A surprise visit from Kev’s Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Artwork by Maisie C…

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description.

Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and t…

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world,

might not be as safe as being marooned on a ki…

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has wo…

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard.

Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane c…

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed t…

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th full episode, but no one wants a clip show.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.

Social media management by Lau…

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain’s most incompetent funeral homes.

Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. …

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia

and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting diff…

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps.

But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exact…

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk.

Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others.

David …

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fres…

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an e…

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, w…

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers.

The Questions might be: Wh…

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the tw…

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty,…

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector.

But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster?

Written, performed, produced, d…

• Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than just audio; they’re immersive experiences. That what…