Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap, Brooke's confronting a guy for overusing free samples of perfume at the mall and prosecuting him to the full extent of the Mall Law!

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This Phone Tap is one of the Top 5 most awkward calls we’ve ever had on this show and it all starts with a sandwich shop and one unsuspecting guy taking orders…

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We’ve designed a new fool-proof system for catching shoplifters and it’s all thanks to Jose’s Phone Tap character CLOVER! See how an ex-British Special Forces member deals with petty crime in the pod…

We’re instituting a new policy where your food delivery drivers are allowed to eat a REASONABLE amount of your food. And our Phone Tap victim is NOT HAPPY about it.

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Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displa…

Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lo…

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today Jose's piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hear!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is used to dealing with some uptight parents but we bet she’s never received the kind of complaint Jeff's about to lodge at her!

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In your new Phone Tap, we’re introducing a new entertainer to the Assisted Living Facility circuit and his name is Alan Winterbottom!

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Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! 

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What if your Tinder Date based their entire personality about a hobby they never told you about? We tried it out on today’s Phone Tap victim and set her up with Jose!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is days away from his first visit to a PROCTOLOGIST. No better time than for us to call him for a Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting to pick up her family portraits. But unfortunately there’s one BIG problem with them… and it’s HER fault!

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A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...But he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wante…

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home…

Today’s Phone Tap victim always goes to Guitar Center and never buys anything and Jeff thinks that’s worth a permanent banishment!

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