Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a painting appraised and we’re calling with an appraisal that’s going to shake his entire house, life and wife to the core!

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One of our listeners e-mailed us to set up his brother for a Phone Tap! He just got back on the dating apps and so today we’re calling to tell him he’s being WAY too tame and he’ll need to spice it u…

Today’s Phone Tap victim has the uneasy task of interviewing people for a VERY HIGH-STRESS job. So today we’re sending our best candidate, who is stricken with Dope Tikulitis, to brighten up their da…

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having trouble with her internet provider. Not only are we sending Jeff out to fix her problem, but we’re also putting his angry AI supervisor on the case as well!

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Jeff's calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a week away from their wedding and we’re calling with a LAST-MINUTE DJ to swap in, hope that’s alright!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a new remote work job, and before he gets comfortable he’s gonna meet Brooke, his new overbearing supervisor who’s calling him right now!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been having issues with his air fryer and after several attempts to reach customer service, we’re reaching out to him with the cutest couple from customer care!

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One of our listeners recently told her sister she entered her dog in a pet-influencer contest, so in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling from Doggy Hollywood!

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Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who is a volunteer pickleball instructor and telling him, based on some changes at the community center there’s some VERY randy seniors looking to take his class.

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In your Phone Tap, Jose’s character “Hans Gluber” is looking for a new job and we’ve got our sights on an employment counselor as our Phone Tap victim!

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In your Phone Tap Brooke calls a soon-to-be first time father to see if he’s game for being a soon-to-be two-time dad if you know what we mean…

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An email to customer service about a music streaming app crashing is leading someone headfirst into our trap and a Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks she’s getting her roof replaced, but just ten minutes after she left Jose's calling with some news she’s NOT gonna be happy with!

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One of our listeners came up with an elaborate way for us to Phone Tap his wife, and it involves their HOA president, a fake documentary series and a bizarre crime.

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job but before we can on-board him, we’ll need to pre-emptively OFF BOARD him first!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting WEEKS for photos of her new baby to come in, and we’re calling with an update, and that update? Your baby is fat.

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In today’s Phone Tap we call a customer service rep who works for a major cruise line and we guarantee she’s never heard some of the complaints that we cooked up for Timid Benjamin!

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In your Phone Tap, we sent a guy named TIK TAK to learn the secrets of a local magician, and we’ll see what he’s willing to spill!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is a substitute teacher and while she’s filling in for a few weeks, Brooke is calling as a concerned parent with a LAUNDRY LIST of critiques, tips, and teaching-adjustments s…