Broke Ass Dads
Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out.
Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions.
👨👧👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back.
We talk big life stuff:
🏠 Buying homes
🚗 New cars
🛫 Budgeting for vacations
💰 Saving (or trying to)
👶 Raising little humans
❤️ Staying married through it all
If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 30 minutes
- Episodes
- 31
- Years Active
- 2025
Slush Funds, Folding Chairs & Jesus Loved Bunnies?
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the madness of travel sports season—from overpriced folding chairs to mysterious team slush funds. They break down the ridiculo…
Broke Ass Dads vs. the Travel Sports Industrial Complex (and Allstate Arena's Carpet)
Jordan and Scott bravely venture into the terrifying world of youth travel sports, where dreams of D1 scholarships are funded by selling plasma and maxing out credit cards. They kick things off by di…
First Class Babies
Jordan and Scott are back from their family spring break trip to Mexico, and they’ve got stories. From the chaos of the check-in and check-out process to the art of scrutinizing an all-inclusive bill…
Live From Mexico
Hola from paradise! This week, Jordan and Scott are coming to you live from their all-inclusive resort in Mexico. Tune in as they break down the highs and lows of resort life, questionable tequila ch…
Spring Break Prep: From Packing Cubes to Tequila
Spring Break is here, and we’re breaking down the chaos of traveling with kids—because let’s be real, it’s never a vacation. We dive into the must-have (but totally ridiculous) travel purchases, the …
Maybe He's a Serial Killer
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott go down a rabbit hole of weird Amazon purchases, questionable dad logic, and the fine line between practical and downright concerning. From impulse…
Acupuncture & Earwax
The tables have turned! This week, Broke Ass Dads welcomes our first-ever guests—our wives—who are ready to roast us for every ridiculous purchase we’ve ever made. From acupuncture mats to mini trave…
Practice Safe Travel
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the absurdity of impulse purchases, bulk buying, and travel “essentials” no one actually needs.
From dramatic Amazon reviews to questiona…
The Washcloth Doesn't Cut It
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, we’re diving into the daily struggles of dad life—from questionable hygiene habits to financial debates that only make sense when you’re married. Are washcloths rea…
Maiden Voyage
Welcome to the debut episode of 'Broke Ass Dads,' the podcast where Jordan and Scott hilariously navigate the wild ride of suburban fatherhood and financial chaos. These two broke dads dive into thei…
Intro to B.A.D.
🎙️ Teaser: “Broke Ass Dads – The Financial Circus” 🎙️
Join Jordan and Scott, your trusty hosts navigating the tempestuous waters of financial despair and suburbia, as they unravel living as "Broke Ass…