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Broke Ass Dads

Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out.


Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions.


👨‍👧‍👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back.


We talk big life stuff:
 🏠 Buying homes
 🚗 New cars
 🛫 Budgeting for vacations
 💰 Saving (or trying to)
 👶 Raising little humans
 ❤️ Staying married through it all


If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.

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Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
30 minutes
Episodes
31
Years Active
2025
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Football, Fantasy & Broke Ass Bets: After Dark Edition

Football, Fantasy & Broke Ass Bets: After Dark Edition

ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionabl…

00:30:55  |   Tue 02 Sep 2025
Travel Sports, Time, and Tactics Blues

Travel Sports, Time, and Tactics Blues

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8…

00:21:51  |   Tue 26 Aug 2025
Back to School: Supply Chaos Chronicles

Back to School: Supply Chaos Chronicles

Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Bro…

00:32:34  |   Tue 19 Aug 2025
Back to School, Back to Broke: Shopping, Spouses, and Shoe Drama

Back to School, Back to Broke: Shopping, Spouses, and Shoe Drama

In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of back-to-school shopping season. From “accidentally” buying matching first-day outfits, to spouses turning ret…

00:33:29  |   Tue 12 Aug 2025
Tequila, TikToks, and the Geriatric Happy Hour

Tequila, TikToks, and the Geriatric Happy Hour

In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critique…

00:34:32  |   Tue 05 Aug 2025
White Jeans, Raw Oysters & Cat Ears in the Pool: A Broke Dad Vegas Debrief

White Jeans, Raw Oysters & Cat Ears in the Pool: A Broke Dad Vegas Debrief

The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a…

00:33:38  |   Tue 29 Jul 2025
Too Tired for Vegas, Too Broke to Care

Too Tired for Vegas, Too Broke to Care

Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas tri…

00:40:03  |   Tue 22 Jul 2025
Plastic Cups & First-Class Delusions

Plastic Cups & First-Class Delusions

In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fi…

00:27:14  |   Tue 15 Jul 2025
Fireworks, Foul Balls & Formalwear: A Very Broke Ass 4th of July

Fireworks, Foul Balls & Formalwear: A Very Broke Ass 4th of July

In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hote…

00:35:28  |   Tue 08 Jul 2025
Living Room Clothes & Vegas Heat: Moving Mayhem Meets Backstreet Boys

Living Room Clothes & Vegas Heat: Moving Mayhem Meets Backstreet Boys

On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to…

00:31:59  |   Tue 01 Jul 2025
Overnight Camp, Outlaws & Outhouses: Our Sleepaway Confessions

Overnight Camp, Outlaws & Outhouses: Our Sleepaway Confessions

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state …

00:27:45  |   Tue 24 Jun 2025
A Tequila-Soaked Travel Nightmare (with a Smooth Finish)

A Tequila-Soaked Travel Nightmare (with a Smooth Finish)

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went w…

00:40:15  |   Tue 17 Jun 2025
Tape, Tchotchkes & Tantrums: The Broke Ass Move

Tape, Tchotchkes & Tantrums: The Broke Ass Move

This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jo…

00:29:48  |   Tue 10 Jun 2025
Mayhem, May-hem, and the End-of-School Spiral

Mayhem, May-hem, and the End-of-School Spiral

In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute gl…

00:36:11  |   Tue 03 Jun 2025
Sunburns, Softball Cheers & Surprise Bills: Welcome to Summer Dad Life

Sunburns, Softball Cheers & Surprise Bills: Welcome to Summer Dad Life

Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing…

00:30:19  |   Tue 27 May 2025
New Cars, Old Arguments: Leasing, SUVs, and Suburban Vehicle Madness

New Cars, Old Arguments: Leasing, SUVs, and Suburban Vehicle Madness

This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the da…

00:34:42  |   Tue 20 May 2025
Anniversaries, New Beds, and Old Friends

Anniversaries, New Beds, and Old Friends

The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal h…

00:33:46  |   Tue 13 May 2025
Mother's Day & Makeovers

Mother's Day & Makeovers

In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the …

00:35:26  |   Tue 06 May 2025
Remodels, Mausoleums, & Oreos

Remodels, Mausoleums, & Oreos

Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie te…

00:30:38  |   Tue 29 Apr 2025
Now I’m Really Broke: When Buying a New House Was Not the Plan

Now I’m Really Broke: When Buying a New House Was Not the Plan

This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline m…

00:28:03  |   Tue 22 Apr 2025
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