Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out.
Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions.
👨👧👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back.
We talk big life stuff:
🏠 Buying homes
🚗 New cars
🛫 Budgeting for vacations
💰 Saving (or trying to)
👶 Raising little humans
❤️ Staying married through it all
If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.
ordan and Scott are back with a late-night Broke Ass Dads After Dark ramble just in time for Labor Day Weekend. From debating college football vs. the NFL, fantasy football struggles, and questionabl…
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the never-ending world of youth travel sports — from early morning wake-ups and endless car rides to outrageous fees and “hypo” practices for 8…
Back-to-school season is supposed to be simple—unless you forget the supply order and find yourself on a last-minute scavenger hunt for an orange paper folder with two pockets. In this episode of Bro…
In this laugh-out-loud episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of back-to-school shopping season. From “accidentally” buying matching first-day outfits, to spouses turning ret…
In this laugh-out-loud episode, the Broke Ass Dads recount their epic, impromptu happy hour-turned-all-night adventure in downtown Chicago during Lollapalooza weekend — complete with fashion critique…
The Broke Ass Dads are back from Las Vegas — barely. This episode unpacks their dad-style Sin City shenanigans: Jordan’s inflight cheese-induced vomiting, Scott’s suspicious bathroom encounter with a…
Jordan’s got no kids at home and still manages to be exhausted—classic dad move. Meanwhile, Scott’s basement floods, Jordan injures his eye fixing a faucet, and both are getting ready for a Vegas tri…
In this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Scott and Jordan go full dad-logic on spring break planning—while their wives are downstairs plotting a luxury escape that rivals a billionaire’s itinerary. From fi…
In this star-spangled episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into two wildly different Independence Day weekends. While Jordan was surviving turf fields, $25 entry fees, and Des Moines hote…
On this episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan finally (allegedly) finishes his move — but not before outsourcing every part of it and possibly getting banned from his own house. Meanwhile, Scott tries to…
In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive into the highs, lows, and humid chaos of Midwest summer parenting. From unexpected run-ins with Wisconsin state …
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott accidentally live the same chaotic business trip without even planning it—from an unexpected airport reunion at 4:30 a.m., to a shared flight that went w…
This week on Broke Ass Dads, Jordan is solo parenting while preparing to move—and things are going exactly as you'd expect: one box packed, zero strategy, and a whole lot of complaining. Scott and Jo…
In this chaotic and hilariously relatable episode of Broke Ass Dads, Jordan and Scott dive headfirst into the end-of-school-year whirlwind—aka “May-hem.” From Spirit Week meltdowns and last-minute gl…
Memorial Day weekend is over, and Jordan and Scott are back with sunburns, softball chants, and a wallet hangover. In this episode, the Broke Ass Dads dive into the chaos of travel sports — comparing…
This week on Broke as Dads, Jordan and Scott reunite in person to talk big purchases — specifically, new cars. From the horrors of returning a messy lease to custom-ordering a Ford Expedition, the da…
The Broke Ass Dads are back — and this time, they’re not even in the same room. In this remote-recorded episode, Jordan and Scott dive into the chaos of adulthood with their usual banter and brutal h…
In this episode, Scott & Jordan dive into the pressures and peculiarities of gift-giving, especially with Mother's Day and a 10-year wedding anniversary looming. They debate spending thresholds, the …
Broke Ass Dads are back — and they’re knee-deep in Oreos, house projects, and marital negotiations. Jordan kicks things off with an Oreo confession, leading to a surprisingly deep dive into cookie te…
This week, Jordan drops the ultimate bombshell—he bought a new house… five days after swearing he wouldn’t. From freezing their asses off at travel sports to cocoon-style sleeping bags for sideline m…