Born in the Eighties

Hey y'all, you get some of that vaccine?  Shit is tight.  

Get your hot new crypto here, blockchain, dogecoin, bitcoin, ethereum, NFT, all of the SEO keywords!  We invent a kindler gentler crypto, and if you steal the idea from us, you are a jerk.  Pls do no…

Why even bother getting canceled by an internet mob, when you can cancel yourself?  Bean dad, cinnamon toast shrimp guy, how the mighty have fallen

It sounds worse than it actually is.

Did the optimized SEO serve this episode to you?  Did the algorithm redpill your grandmother to listen to the milkshake ducked bean dad?  Will MBMBaM apologize for this one as well? Tom Hanks did not…

We talk all things Nintendo this week on the p-cast.  Keep Bowser's name out of your damn mouth, respect the name.  Hey, listen.

Ok, first thing's first.  it is not that kind of Soggy Biscuit.  Grab your suicide cables and geiger counters, we got some negative ion products to wear.  They are definitely healthy and not full of …

The numbers just go up! Have Diamond Hands, and not paper ones.  Money printers go brrr.  Lol, stonks!  Hedge Fund managers beware, because some crazy people on reddit have a lot of money to burn.

We here at Pizza Inn just want to make sure all of the LEGAL votes are counted?  What is wrong with that?  We are great at making pizzas and salads, and we support those proud patriots who are asking…

Lol, it is the weed number dude.  Adam returns to talk about his life in the land of legal kush.

If anyone has listened to this episode on a Dell Pocket DJ(tm) please email [email protected] with a picture of you holding the pocket DJ playing the episode and today's newspaper, and I will send y…

Let's ruin some childhoods!  Yo Da Man? Or is it Yoda Da Man?  Let's grab the fullscreen version of Attack of the Clones and watch!  Also, the Superman cartoons from the 40's are dope.

The Denvo Broncers, your favorite footbawl teem.  Jon has a bit of an issue with words, and for some reason, again, the talk returns to the ABDL community.  Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?

Come on down with your boyfriend or hot gamer wife to your local Perkins, if it still exists, to think about the slow march of death.  Our new special is our "Oops! All Gluten" burger.  Our bosses ar…

Would you like some minions related content?  I will bet you don't want this Minions content.  Look, I am not out there to yuck anyone's yum, but... yuck.

Everyone is in a happy mood for some reason.  The reference to the cough is not what you are thinking, and we are all having a good time drinking.  Celebrate and prepare for January 2021.

Man, can I get a look at that Zune? I want one SOO BAD.  You can download and watch episodes of MTV's Jackass on that thing? So cool. I need one of those.

Ever feel like you just can't get ahead?  Fighting for others over scraps?  Pushing and pulling yourself to get on top, but you never can?  That is capitalism, that is the bucket.  Fuck the bucket.

If you ever want to know about anyone, just check them out on wikipedia and ctrl+f "allegations".  Simple, easy, you will thank me later.  That is all, hail saint death.

It is so easy to be woke.  All you have to do is infer progressive politics and ideals, without actually physically showing any of those things.  Yaaskween so woke, Disney so woke, Marvel so woke.