2 friends, born in the 80s, raised in the 90s, and all grown up by the 00's.
Sufferin' succotash, the summer soda season has sprung! TJ, our special sodamollier, is here to guide you through the new flavors. Maybe they will put AI in soda next? Who knows. All I know is th…
Welcome to the brand new podcast Talkin' Bell, where we talk about all of the Taco Bell menu offerings in excruciating detail. Taco bell is rizzed out, and we are gooning over the new menu items!!!
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He was born in Bricklehem, and destined to die for our plastic sins. Drink some Skittles cocktail and get turnt in his memory! Rasputin has definitely never seen a Zebra before, and would also hate…
Well well well... look who decided to come back? Someone who has a potato for a microphone, but we love him anyhow. Topics range from animated faves, to Xanga blog raves.
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Yeah, I was on the Varsity DOTA2 squad. Check out my letterman jacket. Man, I would have been so into esports in High School. Instead I was likely saying very ignorant things while playing CS 1.6…
If you are gonna record a podcast, you better hit record first. Anyhoo, after Jon's recording kerfuffle, we talk of dental procedures, malls of our childhood, Chinese Pepsi flavors, what streaming s…
Whoa. Cringe dude. Just keep on keepin on my friend, and don't think about the super embarrassing blogs you used to read, and the super personal stuff you used to post about. 2005 was a different ti…
Did you follow our trading signal? This is totally legal! Don’t worry about it, stop trying to look up where our profile pictures came from. Our totally real app on the appstore will make rich!!! …
Let's get physical... physical, I wanna get physical physical.... media.
Episode Image by Jorge Fakhouri Filho: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-woman-leaning-on-compact-disc-cases-2531131/
Looking for a place to live for a LOOOOOOOONG time? Zillow has you covered. Also, are milk pranks O.K.? One lactose intolerant person says YES!
Buckle up folks, we got a long one. 5 hundo eps. Crazy. We bring back a blast from the past, our friend, Mercury Stardust. She regales us with tales of her book tour and crazy tiktok life. Quizb…
TJ has some stories from the hospital about how he lost a bit of weight... surgically. We also talk about how Trucks are dumb, and try to out-interrupt eachother in a game of Um... Actually.
Spanky refuses to talk to gamers, and the vibes in the World of Warcraft are all off. What isn't off is those sweet subtle tomato vibes. Also, are you ready for your annual spousal evaluation repor…
That is a real "oof" right there. And we are 100% sure she isn't a Nazi right?
Title image adapted from Musa Ortaç: https://www.pexels.com/photo/man-hit-by-boxing-glove-3586873/
There were a surprising amount of guns in that children's anime right?
Art from Deviant Art user Vixdojofox
What will they think of next? Monkey Cameo? Wait. That is my idea, pls do not steal. I have sent the idea via post to myself, so I own the copyright on that idea. I will have a lawyer look into this…
Yeah, you got your mortadell' your gabagool, your bologna. Basic cold cuts. Head cheese is for real dudes. Get that collagen in ya.
Imagine this, you have your book-it free personal pan pizza coupon in hand, your mom pulls in to the pizza hut parking lot. You have tickets to see Fern Gully later, but right now, it is time to hav…
Jon's AT&T fiber went out for a long weekend, and that was not a pleasant time. TJ brings up the Mtn Dew spreadsheet rankings for our perusal, and something weird is afoot in the Buffalo Wild Wings …
TJ, Jon and Lauren travel to the great state of Missouri (Misery) to visit Spanky and sample the various mountain dews of the country. We see sharks, get hopped up on donkey sauce, throw out our voi…