Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
Vinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
- Update frequency
- every day
- Episodes
- 365
- Years Active
- 2006 - 2007
Take a slice of pie
You're hungry, don't be shy. Take a slice of pie. It's full of meat, cheese and onion. It was freshly baked and still has the crusty feeling to it, just waiting for your teeth to bite.
Sun 25 Mar 2007
The program was too dry or hot or both
Programming takes a lot of dexterity, even from Dexter. This guy was shallow. He thought big of himself but couldn't fool his roommates. He did some programming on his time off, but the program was t…
Sat 24 Mar 2007
Impossible monophonic note
Take two trumpets, one saxophone, a tuba, a few clarinets, and try this out. You will find it rather impossible to get that impossible monophonic note. Impossible.
Fri 23 Mar 2007
Snakes in the banana box
Moving from a flat to another, every once and then, to get your mind some fresh air, to clean all the angry souvenirs, to make things seem so much better, at least for a few weeks. And even thought s…
Thu 22 Mar 2007
Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk
Be serious. Stop talking nonesense. Get your stuff together and do it. This is the time. Live to your full potential or take a glass of milk.
Wed 21 Mar 2007
Mojito on the rocks with lemon
Thirsty? We have what you need to satisfy you. Get down to our fantastic bar, say hello to our wonderful barmen and barmaids, and check out that radical mojito on the rocks with lemon.
Tue 20 Mar 2007
Samba libre move your babay
When you want to say something stupid, something that means nothing but sounds cool, try the following phrase: samba libre move your babay.
Mon 19 Mar 2007
Pancakes are made of flour
Today, most of us think pancakes grow on trees. No. Let's be clear about this. Pancakes are not made out of old recycled tires neither. They aren't made in hard steel, pancakes are made of flour, ess…
Sun 18 Mar 2007
Ugly duck cantonese style
Fables and culinary art can mix. Yes, does anyone know about these few receipes that can make all your guests oh so happy. Let's take the ugly duckling cantonese style, or the lesser delicatessen ugl…
Sat 17 Mar 2007
He won her playing poker
No romantism here. He liked her, she didn't care. There where a few pretending men. They played and he won her playing poker. Simply, and she still didn't care.
Fri 16 Mar 2007
The week has been rude
Monday started rather well, with all the usual work from the week-end easily wiped off. Tuesday was as usual, with no real surprises, calm. Wednesday a bit more surprising with a few last-minute appo…
Thu 15 Mar 2007
Fantasy made of playa and islands
The smiling faces of tourists are what makes the travel agent purr with content. All they need is a bit of a dream come true, all they want is a bit of a fantasy made of playa and islands.
Wed 14 Mar 2007
Twentyfive and all the chives
Getting old is an everyday job. Today Joe is going twenty five. It is the golden age for an active businessman like him. His carreer is wide open to him and his expectation can be high. It's twentyfi…
Tue 13 Mar 2007
A bear with ears is a bear that hears
The little white rabbit was confident he could get along with the old Joe bear. He thougt he could go on farting his little carrot farts, the odorless ones, without bothering him. But, wrong he was, …
Mon 12 Mar 2007
This is Jake walking
Dreaming that she might be coming tonight, he does have a few hopes. He already had tried a few times to get to know her better, but the occasion has never been comfortable enough. Today he felt more…
Sun 11 Mar 2007
Terrible extra midget slug
Slugs have a strict code of conduct. According to their individual talent and caracter, they will expect to have a job position where they can express themeselves best. The terrible extra midget slug…
Sat 10 Mar 2007
The cactus was not where it should
The desert is dry, is hot. The sand followed the wind. A few birds of prey where cruising around in the search of some carcass. Everything was as usual, except for the cactus. The cactus was not wher…
Fri 09 Mar 2007
Rumble in the basement, stay home
Like when in an earthquake, the earth was vibrating. The windows didn't break but the distorted views through the glass gave some weird appearance to the usually calm neighbourhood. Outside, it was c…
Thu 08 Mar 2007
This is not a snail even if it looks like
Slow, brown, with two telescopic eyes, making bubbles along its path, going forth like a snake but without all of its glory, this is not a snail even if it looks like.
Wed 07 Mar 2007
Eightyfive kilometers an hour
The whistling of the turbo was constant, the rumor coming from the exhaust pipe added the rest. What a sensation you did get with this fantastic convertible. The roar of the eight cylinders, back and…
Tue 06 Mar 2007
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