Booty Machine: daily experimental guitar and bass podcast
Vinston comes and adds his touch to the daily Bass O Matic podcast from Z ( www.bassomatic.info ).
- Update frequency
- every day
- Episodes
- 365
- Years Active
- 2006 - 2007
Seldom used but soo obtuse
She would have tossed away all her hopes. A long time ago, someone had thought she'd live a life happy and free. That one's to be today away, she is seldom used but so obtuse.
Fri 04 May 2007
Funky puppies eating marshmellows
Sam, Minty, Rodge, Bobby are cute little puppies. Once in a while they reunite. They go for a round in town. They like to jump and bark, they like to stroll and make weird faces. Sometimes they just …
Thu 03 May 2007
Cut the hairs up in three
Cut them, cut the damn pilosity up, cut the hairs up in three. Or I'll do it. C'mon, don't be a fool, do it, be a man.
Wed 02 May 2007
Have the kids gone down the block?
Hey mom, did you check them up? I can't figure out where they've gone. Haven't you by any chance figured out if the kids are at the barber's? Or have the kids gone down the block? Naaa.
Tue 01 May 2007
Hundredthirtytwo plus one minus one
Today I will reach my calculator. I will check it all up. It needs to work fine, no miscalculations will be allowed because the outcome is so important. I will enter digit by digit until I get the an…
Mon 30 Apr 2007
Excite your bumper
Turn the engine on, roar the pistons, make the wheels scream, let the oil boil and the wind flow over the shield. Excite your bumper, a little not more, and make the run a successful one. You're a ch…
Sun 29 Apr 2007
Several times a year is wear
He was suffocating. The hit had been stronger than one could imagine, the airbags did work well, but this was too strong for even the toughest man. He couldn't really breathe, and suddenly he struggl…
Sat 28 Apr 2007
The receipe for the cake is long gone
Hmmm so good. Jenny finished her share of the dessert long ago. She did like it and wished to do the same for her next girlfriends' event. However what she doesn't know, to her future deception, is t…
Fri 27 Apr 2007
I do not laugh at work, beware
Some thought fine to joke and leisurely take on their daily activities. Some even giggled, whistled in ease, sang happy little songs. You might be warned: I do not laugh at work, beware.
Thu 26 Apr 2007
Carnage at the butcher's
Horrible was the scene. Steaks and sausage fragments all over the place. A few ribs, some liver and a bit of tenderloin could be found still stuck on the wall's red surface. It was a real carnage at …
Wed 25 Apr 2007
Eleven jumps and the nice lady goes
Happy. That's how Jeff felt about his evening ride to the disco. He was feeling frivolous and bounced all over the dance floor. And to his great surprise, eleven jumps and the nice lady goes horny.
Tue 24 Apr 2007
The sausage master
In the cage you could feel the chill. The beasts are hardly manageable, and the faintest drop of sweat will just make you a perfect bait. Gladfully, Harold was the sausage master, he was the only one…
Mon 23 Apr 2007
You could fetch the butter croissant
To be polite you could fetch the butter croissant. But err on the face of all the manners you try to elaborate and your profile will loose all credibility, including the one with the croissant.
Sun 22 Apr 2007
The trees salute you
I like to run in the morning. I like to look at the sky. I wish sometimes I where a bird, that I could fly. I am all nuts. And that is when the trees salute you.
Sat 21 Apr 2007
Streets of London in bad weather
Nothing beats the beating you can get from the rain, the penetrating coldness of a thick british fog. You may like fish and chips, and all will match nicely together, you like the streets of London i…
Fri 20 Apr 2007
Ole la vache est de retour
This is not an ordinary cow. She did it all, climbed the everest, the k2, had gone to space, ran the marathon, and even survived the feria. She was proud but showed it with a classy subtility. This w…
Thu 19 Apr 2007
Despite the weather take a hotdog
For weeks it had rained. This was an exceptional time of the year when the elements would go through you, freeze you in a incredible humidity making you feel like if you where swimming in a cold pond…
Wed 18 Apr 2007
Tunafish can make an easy pet
She had long ago decided to switch her chihuhaha (who can spell that correctly, hm) for one of those hip new tunafishes from the petgrocery on fifth avenue. Tunafish can make an easy pet, and they ar…
Tue 17 Apr 2007
The tulips are growing
This is a great feeling. It has finally happened, and as everytime the sun puts its hand onto the job, thing come true. The tulips are growing, and this is really a great sight.
Mon 16 Apr 2007
Take the next elevator on the left just before you get out
You're lost. Let me help you. You know, the path you followed yesterday to get your coffee. Well, just take the next elevator on the left just before you get out. There it will be.
Sun 15 Apr 2007
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