Beer Me That Movie
Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.
Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 62 minutes
- Episodes
- 74
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 Feet
Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say thei…
Feature #26 – Velociraptor Hood Ornament: Jurassic Park Meets Fast & Furious
🚗🦖 What happens when a man obsessed with gasoline-powered muscle cars decides to drill under Philadelphia for the ultimate fuel source? Absolute chaos, that’s what.Welcome to Velociraptor Hood Orname…
Fast Five #26 – YOU Pick Our Next Movie!
Get ready, beer-soaked movie lovers! It's Fast Five time again, and this episode is all about YOU! We're diving into the wild world of Untappd to unearth the most outrageous beer names… but this time…
Feature #25 – Robot Panda Island: Fur Will Fly. Circuits Will Fry. (+ our 25th Fast Five)
WE DID IT! 25 Movies! To celebrate our halfway point (and prove we haven’t completely lost our minds...yet), we’re unleashing our most unpredictable episode EVER: "Robot Panda Island"!This isn’t just…
Special #NotTake Episode: Titanic - Romance is a Sinking Ship
It happens to everyone -- we got sick. So in preparation for our big 25th Feature Film, we wanted to share one of our #NotTakes in the Podcast Feed. (There are a handful more of these on Youtube, but…
Feature #24 – Nugget Nectar: The Chicken Sandwich Wars Get Spicy
What happens when one man, one blender, and an unholy amount of chicken nuggets collide in a quest for ultimate strength? In our 25th Feature Film, we take Troegs Nugget Nectar and blend it (literall…
Fast Five #24 – Freezing Time, Football Chaos & Forbidden Rituals
The beer-fueled madness continues in Fast Five #24! This week, we dig into another batch of bizarre Untappd beer names and transform them into the most ridiculous movie pitches imaginable.
Will Night …
Feature #23 – Muffin on the Backside: Clone Wars at the Country Club
In our 23rd Feature Film, we’re transforming Funktastic Mead’s and Beer's “Muffin on the Backside” into a sci-fi cloning extravaganza. Join us as we dive into the story of Muffin—cart girl extraordin…
Fast Five #23 – Robots, Muffins, and Cult Conspiracies
Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlan…
Feature #22 – Back Alley Kitty: Time Loops, Mermaids, and Mayhem
Welcome back to another Feature Presentation of Beer Me That Movie! This week, we’re transforming Stonecloud Brewing’s “Back Alley Kitty” into a wild, time-looping adventure. Join us as we dive into …
Fast Five #22 – Possum Hookers, Werewolves, & Speed Dating Heists
Get ready to pop the top on 2025 with our very first Fast Five of the year! In this episode, we scour the latest Untappd check-ins for beer names so wild, we just have to turn them into off-the-wall …
Podception #2 | Joint Resolution
Welcome to Podception, the mini-series within Beer Me That Movie where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re bringing you bite-sized recaps of our most absurd and hilarious Featur…
Podception #1 | Banana Whale
Welcome to Podception, the Beer Me That Movie spin-off series where podcasts review podcasts! Using Google Notebook LM, we’re giving you quick, hilarious recaps of our most chaotic Feature Presentati…
Feature #21 – Bill’s Banana Hammock: Magic. Wishes. Shrinkage.
Our final Feature Presentation of 2024 is here, and it’s bananas! 🍌 This week, we’re diving headfirst into Bill’s Banana Hammock, a wild, laugh-out-loud comedy inspired by Swells’a Brewing’s unforget…
Fast Five #21 – Xmas Beers, Announcements & Listener Voicemail
🎄🎆 The last Fast Five of 2024 is here, and we’re going out with a bang! This week, we’re unpacking a listener voicemail, raising our glasses to 6 beers that scream Christmas cheer and New Year’s reve…
Feature #20 – Second Dinner: Thanksgiving Just Got Bloodthirsty
🧛♂️ Thanksgiving just got bloody. In this week’s Feature Presentation, we sink our teeth into a movie idea inspired by Maine Beer Company’s Second Dinner! What starts as a formal holiday dinner turn…
Fast Five #20 – Wookey Jack, Head Hunter & The Return of Swamp Donkey
In our 20th Fast Five, we’re pulling out all the stops with some truly unforgettable beers! This week, we’re spinning tales around names like Wookey Jack, Head Hunter, Swamp Donkey, Micro Machines, a…
Feature #19 – Born Yesterday: A Baby With The Mind of a Killer
In this week’s Feature Presentation episode, we’re diving headfirst into a wild, midwestern hospital showdown like you’ve never seen – or heard! Born Yesterday pits two unlikely forces against each o…
Fast Five #19 – Barbarian Merkin Beards & Oklahoma Tornado Jesus
Fast Five #19 is here, and we’re coming in hot with the good stuff! 🍻 This episode features our second-ever listener voicemail (big thanks to Brian!) and a some hilarious listener-submitted beers tha…
Feature #18 – No Plans: A Slacker’s Accidental Rise to Galactic Hero
This week on Beer Me That Movie, we're serving up an existential comedy inspired by "No Plans" beer!
Meet Sean, the ultimate yes-man who's lived his entire life helping others achieve their dreams...…