Beer Me That Movie
Some beers deserve a toast. Others deserve a full-blown feature film. Welcome to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast where hosts Jon and Harrison crack open wild beer names and brew them into even wilder movie pitches.
Every week, we take a beer (or five), let our imaginations run drunk, and craft the most absurd, over-the-top, and occasionally Oscar-worthy cinematic concepts you’ve ever heard. From action-packed blockbusters to horror-fueled fever dreams and rom-coms with more foam than substance—nothing is off-limits.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 62 minutes
- Episodes
- 74
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
Fast Five #37 – Fog, Rock Monsters, and a Princess’s Hand?
In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is…
Feature #37 - Gumballhead: The Prophet in the Plexi-Dome
In our 37th Feature Film, we chew our way into Gumballhead—a prophetic street performer trapped in a gumball machine costume… and possibly reality itself. After one too many candy-coated warnings com…
Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands
In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to …
Feature #36 – You vs You: The Self-Help App That Stole Your Life
In Feature Film #36, we take a beer-fueled journey into the chaos of optimization gone too far. Meet Jim: burnout husband, master procrastinator, and reluctant user of a sketchy AI self-improvement a…
Fast Five #35 – AI Homewreckers & Black Hole Starships
We’re back with five fresh beers, five chaotic movie ideas, and one inevitable showdown. At the end, only four survive, and YOU decide which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.in this ep…
Feature #35 – Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Before he fought the Predator… he seduced spies, ripped off miniguns, and deathrolled a cult leader.This week, we’re rewriting the Predator playbook with a totally unlicensed, absolutely unhinged ori…
Fast Five #34 – Sexual Tyrannosaurus & Diarrhea-Powered Buses
This week, we’re back with five new beers and five original movie pitches—only four survive, and YOU get to vote on which one becomes next week’s full-blown Feature Film.
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Feature #34 – Boots and Buckles: Rewrite the World with Rhythm and Rum
What do you get when a washed-up pirate with jazz hands and his boot-wearing monkey sidekick go up against the British Navy’s porcelain-eyed menace? A full-blown, dance-fueled revolution on the high …
Fast Five #33 – Zombie Deadlines & Founding Father Witch Battles
In Fast Five #33, we’re unleashing five new beer-fueled movie pitches — and only four survive to make it to the poll. That’s right: one idea gets banished to the Beer Me Vault, never to be featured (…
Feature Film #32 -- Let It Morph
A crashed alien ship. A shape-shifting blob. A town where nothing ever happens… until now.In our latest cinematic fever dream, we’re headed to Tranquil Pines — a sleepy Midwestern town where four hig…
Fast Five #31 – Knights, Monkeys & Morphing Madness
In Fast Five #31, we’re back to the chaos you know and tolerate — five beers, five movie pitches, and one vote that decides which unhinged idea gets the full Feature Film treatment next week.
Last wee…
Feature Film #31 -- They Don’t Call Me Muffin For Nothing
Five years after liberating the clones and torching the country club, Muffin is back—and this time, she’s not unhinged. She’s undercover.When global elites start disappearing and returning as flawles…
Fast Five #31 – Muffin Madness Returns: You Choose the Sequel!
In Fast Five #31, we break the rules and bend the muffin. A brand-new beer inspired by a previous feature film (Muffin on the Backside) just landed on our doorstep — and it’s so damn good we’re throw…
Feature Film #30 -- Bambi’s Revenge: A Blood-Soaked Eco-Thriller
When pollution poisons the forest and developers bulldoze his home, Bambi doesn’t just mourn—he mutates. With a chain-smoking Thumper, a stitched-on trigger finger, and a hunger for vengeance, this i…
Fast Five #30 – Grannies, Bambi, and Secret Doors Gone Off the Rails
In our 30th Fast Five, the listeners came out SWINGING. We’ve got grannies with grenades, deer with trauma, and a secret knock that opens way more than doors. Join Jon and Harrison as they turn four …
Feature #29 – Giggle Water: When Tech Bros Trip, the Truth Comes Out
What happens when the world’s richest minds run a 5K… and someone spikes the water?
In our 29th Feature Film, Giggle Water, a charity race turns into a mind-melting mockumentary when an anonymous prot…
Fast Five #29 – Glitter Beers, Science Fears, and CEOs on LSD
What happens when you combine five beers, zero budget, and two podcast hosts who legally shouldn’t be left unsupervised? You get Fast Five #29 — a wild ride of beer-inspired movie pitches you’ll eith…
Feature #28 – Couch Time: Sit. Snack. Succumb
What if your college couch… was evil?
Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, on…
Fast Five #28 – Breakaway Blondes, Couch Crimes, and a Beer That Controls People
Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.
This week, we reco…
Feature #27 – Stuffed Cheeks: Eat. Survive. Repeat.
What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlo…