Bad Counsel

Sound Bites

• "I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted."
• "Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?"
• "He's a check down machine."
• …

Sound Bites

• "I love that feeling"
• "I voice record what I'm thinking"
• "Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues"
• "Mmm, nice slow ghost."
• "How much does Tammy like them or the woman? …

Sound Bites

• "So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets."
• "How many residents did you have to get this notice to?"
• "I'm gonna burn the who…

Sound Bites

• "I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love"
• "So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good."
• "Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a …

Sound Bites

• "Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?"
• "There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man."
• "I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a youn…

Sound Bites

• "I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only"
• "I like being more of a generalist"
• "I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate"
• "Yeah, ther…

Sound Bites

• "The Indians saved their ass so many times"
• "The Native Americans saved them"
• "The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam"
• "Replace truth for fiction for truth."
• "I hope…

Sound Bites

• "That is a bad day. That is a bad day."
• "I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations."
• "I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to…

Keywords

lightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescenc…

We were down a member tonight, but the four of us soldiered on....

Sound Bites

• "There's some altitude there."
• "I've had Lyme before."
• "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car."
• "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the mos…

Sound Bites

• "The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories."
• "The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Sat…

Erica picks her favorite while we are all on vacation...

Keywords

family, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothe…

Keywords
concert, disappointment, Indigo Girls, Hozier, Weezer, Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense, music, artists, age, volunteering, Rob Ford, John Belushi, Tom Petty, Jeff Lynn, Birk…

Keywords:

gummies, stamina, intimate moments, childhood crushes, TV characters, perception, foreplay, attractiveness, preferences, celebrities, resemblance, 4/20, comedy shows, musicals, collaboration…

Sound Bites

• "The algorithm rewards accounts that are very similar."
• "The warm weather in Florida keeps the crazies outside."
• "Many people from our hometown have had limited life experiences."
• "We eat mos…

Keywords

tattoos, biohazard symbol, charm bracelet tattoos, spy, happy pills, childhood memories, interview, childhood, girlfriend, resemblance, gray hair, spy, controversy, fingering dogs' anal gland…

Takeaways

• Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents.
• Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions.
• Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be…